Tru, now I know many of yo-bad-zelfz, n a lot of yo-not-zo-bad-zelfz haz been havin zum truble bringin da lulz, CG, inzane CG n LEGENDARY CG! to da SDC recently, n while i iz zure u all hazn’t zaid zo az to keep mah girth in check zo-az to not deztroy da SDC, cuz if 'twer unleazhed 'twud buzt open da left n/o rite wall of da jackzon minifo, n duz allow pianoztr**t bullzhit in… wut wuz i talkin about?
O yeah. Tru, we muzt all admit da SDC haz been goin down da icy, slippery slope of non-CG lately, n i moztly blame mah-bad-zelf fo not bein around. o da canadian. moztly him tru. u zhud alzo blame him. nevayz, in FIVE DAYS (trademark ) I vil attempt da mozt impozzible CG evah mildly attempted. Da comme, zepp, zhreddah n even da jalgor failed in da face of diz mighty CC. It haz remained untamed fo nearly 2 yearz, n I zhall MAZTAH it. n five dayz. o 4 . Prepah yozelfz…
I vil grapple diz to da ground n make it mah bitch, n thuz bring peace/CG back to da SDC.
Do not read below if u haz not da high dozez of legendary CG within. cud be a zhock to yo zyztem, cause zupervitamintoziz. I ztrongly recommend iizcandiaen to look tho, randomly.
to da SDC recently, n while i iz zure u all hazn’t zaid zo az to keep mah girth in check zo-az to not deztroy da SDC, cuz if 'twer unleazhed 'twud buzt open da left n/o rite wall of da jackzon minifo, n duz allow pianoztr**t bullzhit in… wut wuz i talkin about?
) I vil attempt da mozt impozzible CG evah mildly attempted. Da comme, zepp, zhreddah n even da jalgor failed in da face of diz mighty CC. It haz remained untamed fo nearly 2 yearz, n I zhall MAZTAH it. n five dayz. o 4 
. Prepah yozelfz…
