I’m Ivo Virtuosovich

SDC Legendz
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How many posts before I get access to the good stuff, again?

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prove yozelf wiz da PROPAH DICKZHUN :sunglasses:

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It used to be 100, not sure what it is now

@k-nar

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Da zkep acting az bouncah on da portalz of dasdc, azking fo proof of legitimasheeyatcy while brandizhing a large furry tail ic :fox_face:

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Hot :redface:

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diz wud be da zkep reqiuahment fo ‘da good zheeyat’ moz def 8)

o furry tail tru :ghey:

alzo da zkep add u on da chezz.com, zend moi a challenge! 5+0 if tiz ok, da zkep can barely handle even dat rn wiz all diz marijuana in mah veinz n diztrackzhun from da fatty barere pimpzon tranzfah (unrated)

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Hmm ic I haff a new followah, but da weirdazz intahface duz not tell me da IDz of my followah, send me yo uzahname by pm on chezz.com

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Dis thread derail of a high standard already :sunglasses:

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tru dey zhud be replyin to every wun wiz

:sunglasses:

diz zatizfy both da MART n da zkep entry method zimultaneouzly

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dayum, da pogomofo haz sum identity issuez, i c

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muh bad, mofo! I iz sorry.

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not really, mofo. I juz don’t like da nick dim_shalpert and da Mart won’t allow muh bad zelf to change it.

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Oopz, forgot to login with da new uzername.

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eh, not worth it.

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O HAHAHA

tiz u! zup 8)

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Haha I’ll refrain from posting JAV

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alzo da feztin deztroy da zkep at chezz

game 1 da zkep briefly had a winnin pozition fo a bit wiz zum openin prep, but den zo high literally juzt mizcounted da defendahz of a zquare 8)

game 2 da zkep only know a drawin line in dat openin n try to impro zum weird zheeyat to keep it intereztin, wuz worze dan necezzary pretty quickly n den make da ZAME COUNTIN ERROR fo anothah lozz (da zkep math degreez uzelezz at bazic arithmetic)

game 3 da zkep bettah fo a longggggg tym in a borin, moztly blocked pozition but eventually da zkep low ratin zhow n pick a bad plan, den juzt zlowly loze. den blundah to hazten da death

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Daim. Unexpectedly Da @festinfurious imploded Da @zkeptopotamuz azz?

Wtf diz crazy development

:popcorn:

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he iz zeveral rungz bettah dan da zkep :worried:, ezpecially at blitz/bullet. da blitz rating difference lyk 400-600 pointz, not zure on da chezz.com cuz da zkep dun uzually play dere.

pozz if we played 10 tymz da zkep wud win once wiz zum openin trickz o catch a blundah, but even if u give da zkep a winnin pozition lyk +2, +3 vil uzually not be able to convert

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