Important Alkan Gay Pornstar Update

He move the US or something. What’s going on here?

Does he still offer da balloon popping gay porn vid service on OnlyFans?

It wasn’t a good value btw

Not sure if it’s good or bad for business yet.

One thing I remember from checking it out tho:

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxQVnHcpZKGqOBqeJ2rfUFJ-0aLrm6IRSG?si=a5X2yVO_BtTCXBGb

That’s a cool piece. I was halfway through learning it and got sidetracked.

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Hope he’s ok. He’s bigger than me and I’ve been in a poly relationship with Ronald and Wendy for years now.

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Watch out for the bins.

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#SuddenlyMormonism

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I gotta look into this soaking thing. I’m not gonna let my krittical edition of DeathFuck go to waste…. At least SOMEBODY gonna try n rape me.

@Dr.Milf

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HAHAHAHA da foot cam angles

BRUH he is WORKING IT. I’m almost tempted to give the whore $5 on OnlyFans but but but that’s kinda gay and will put me on some kind of list, fuck that.

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He seems to take whatever he’s doing seriously even if it’s selling visits to his digestive tract.

More interesting rep than most clitburn contestants.

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not seriously enough to focus the fucking cam tho

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One of the weirder things in these vids it realizing half these pro vids are out of focus. The keyboard longer than a face profile shot and the range to keep that shit not looking like blurbs when they move around escape most production mofos.

I can see the thought process too. “Aw fuck he’s moving around an not 2 dimensional fuck! Zoom in on his nostril and ear for 40 minutes. Phew!”

The very worst video I paid for was the richter pushkin hall stuff first 5 solid minutes of the medtner sonata was him completely out of focus and they forget to zoom from back of hall he’s about 3 pixels on an era resoluiton screen. Maybe 1 minute of hand shots from the side cam.

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yeah but this shit like seriously out of focus LMAO

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It just the steam from the undercover bathhouse beneath da 88

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He’s probably not gay.

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I lost brain cells reading that and let’s face it, I can’t afford to lose any more LMFAO

wow he writes like he went to Columbia

price pretty ok given you can riot on campus n shit

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needs to wax that shit asap of he wanna be a fag.
His site uses WIX which is gayer than having sex with 3 dudes on cam.

More sexy than this poss.