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Randomly, “Take the A Train” is a euphemism for buttsex.
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oh really?
never liked that standard 
He doesn’t look gay to me.
If only we had someone who is as equally qualified on AN@L AND J@zz
Idk, I can’t think of anyone
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Berezovsly cuz he deeply heteroand and play jazz real bad. Think about it. 
“Under the baton of conductor Mikhail Pletnev” 
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Yasssss daddy. Give me that sexy kinky baton
Wait… what kind of tempo is that?
Uh…. Can you pound my ass faster? Hello?
Did u fall asleep?
Hey, why the fuck are you looking in da mirror and jerking off?
Pounding ladyboys is very hetero