Lang Lang can FUCK OFF

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SUCK MY COCK, YOU FUCKING FAT PIECE OF SHIT

tiz harzhly fo da moz part

tru :dong:

8)

tiz why moi love da dong.

:dong:

hhahaha da BZin vz Deliverin 8)

ahahaha in da china u train fo a tru zportzmofo career n retire at 25

in da wezt u train fo a pozt retirement career

az a krittic :dong:

fuckkk…

harsh but partially tru.

8)

damn

da storming mormon unleashes…

How can a guy who has never gotten a good review say that kind of shit. There are pianists with half his technique that I find 10x more interesting.

Here’s hoping LL gets his hand crushed in a freak accident

a piano falling on him would be ironic…

unfortunately, not only does money talk (and he makes a shitload of it), but in his homeland where he spends most of his time, he’s god. seriously, the only celebrity with as many endorsements as he on billboards and shit is Yao Ming. when i was there this summer he was doing fucking bottled water commercials.

Ok, lets put a bounty on his hands.

It would be hilarious to see his reaction if you were to go to shake his hand after a concert and use one of those things you hold in your hand to make it feel like an electric shock

“rezpec da dongah” 8)

is that guy the president of dell customer support?