marketing worked even back then!
I don’t think he was gay. His work ethic was too high. I feel like he wanted to bust he would spend hours pursuing some slag instead of catching a handy from a young Paul Hogan and getting about his day.
Not true
Because gay hookups are not tied to a deeply engrained drive to procreate it’s basically just getting off but with a biological sex toy that you can discard by the public toilet when done (expeditiously)
Nobody loses their mind from gay sex. Just finish up with a random twink and resume the day. And nobody gives a fuck if you come early. You BOTH gonna cum early.
You can legit spread (heh) these sessions out through the day
Meanwhile even a ran through (ESPECIALLY) a ran through bitch gonna want you to jump through hoops esp when she can smell yo weak ass energy (damn females got the WITCH intuition, why do you think priests molest little BOYS, huh) cuz you busted to some p00n earlier that day
Candles, sweet talk, care and attention just to a bitch cum and break yo heart after, no fam, imma grab the nearest twink and skip all the bullshit.
Nah, the only downsides to gay hookups is your sore ass (lube is expensive)
Makes sense. He was grinding a lot of rep then and taking back shots poss a considered move.
When I finally turn gay I got my targets picked out.
Likely an early bed death situation either way, but bro gonna cook all day so worth it. I can’t decide if we raise huge dogs or extremely tiny dogs but it’s one or the other there.
Plus you already got stuff common. Both you and da gay hookup can discuss your identity: being gay and repressed.
Downsides: you wish you was straight but mostly because the hottest bitches feel comfortable telling you deeply personal shit like their true body count (it’s in the thousands) and daddy issues (they blame everything on their dad because sluts have zero accountability)
Poss best solution is throuple but third a banging hot chick for spit roasting. Quadruple with two chicks is basically just two married friends with a camping situation I figure.
Details are fuzzy, I should study some porn to understand how this likely goes.
OK I research. Apparently quadruples work but only if you have a couch and weirdly bright lighting in your home.
Hmmm I have those.
Lmao
Paul Hogan is still alive!
Who?
Crocidile Dundee
Hmmm not familiar
I legit am stuck in a really niche bubble! I like it.
Movie worth checking out. They eat bats in the second one but outside a chimera sex party for oligarchs.
I mixed up Paul Hogan and Steve Irwin.
Australians really do all look alike.
They all apparently crocodile adjacent too!
If I do uno reverso I’m at least getting wined and dined first.
Hmmm