Da 
wuz having a really fucking sheeyat day.
His rheumatizm wuz playing up, Sophie Menter had just said no to a quickie, his wartz seemed unusually prominent, da Wankah had written yet again requesting money and asking for advice on the 
Cozima had grown, he was out of brandy and to top it all off da fucking Princess Carolyne had arrived and wuz expecting him to read the entire 24 volumez of her sodding magnum opuz, Des causes interieures de la faiblesse exterieure de l’Eglise, which no human has ever read other than her.
with dat scenario in mind
da feztin tribute-impro-now notated to da cummah
