LISZT FINGER GYM RACKET EXPOSED! NEW LETTER!

Here’s an English translation of Liszt’s letter, together with some historical context and commentary on why it’s so notable:


Translation

Sir,

I am even more directly interested than most of my honorable colleagues in the success of your ingenious invention. The Chyrogymnaste (apart from its other advantages, which cannot fail to be recognized by all teachers) strikes me as truly destined to make possible— for the majority of pianists—the execution of a certain kind of composition now all the rage.

So do not be surprised if, before long, the publishers of the works of Messrs. Chopin, Thalberg, Henselt, Döhler, etc., include with their new compositions a copy of the Chyrogymnaste as a means of practicing them.

Please accept, my dear Sir, the expression of my most distinguished and devoted sentiments.

Paris, 1 September 1842
F. Liszt


Why This Letter Matters

  1. Liszt’s Embrace of Mechanical Finger-Gymnastics
    By 1842 Liszt was at the height of his fame—and hypersensitive to any tool that could extend pianistic technique. His enthusiastic recommendation of Casimir Martin’s “Chyrogymnaste” underscores how seriously the era took mechanical aids to technical mastery.

  2. Chopin’s (Rare) Endorsement
    The advertisement for the Chyrogymnaste lists Frédéric Chopin alongside Liszt, Thalberg, Henselt, Döhler, and others:

    “Thalberg, Liszt, Dohler, Prudent, Zimmermann, Adam, Cramer, Hunten, Chopin, etc., have seen and approved…”
    Chopin almost never endorsed public inventions or gadgets—he disliked “starification” and avoided publicity—so his implicit approval here is exceptionally rare.

  3. Competitive Virtuosity in the 1840s
    Liszt’s letter comes just five years after his famous “duel” with Thalberg (1837), and during a French concert scene obsessed with technical display. By suggesting that publishers bundle the device with new works by Chopin and company, Liszt is effectively predicting—and shaping—a market for ever more demanding repertoire.

  4. The Chyrogymnaste in Historical Perspective

    • What it was: A hand-exercise apparatus designed to strengthen weak fingers and equalize the agility of all five digits.
    • How it was used: Students would work through a series of finger-gymnastics routines before tackling high-virtuosic études or concert pieces.
    • Legacy: Although today largely forgotten, devices like the Chyrogymnaste show how 19th-century pedagogues sought mechanical shortcuts to what previously took years of purely musical study.

In sum, this letter illustrates Liszt’s forward-thinking embrace of technical innovation, the exceptional—and quite unusual—name-check of Chopin in the device’s promotion, and the feverish culture of virtuosity in 1840s Paris. It’s a wonderful snapshot of how even the greatest artists were eager for any advantage—mechanical or musical—that could push the art of piano playing further.

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Chat GPT barfed stuff on the end but you get it.

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Pozz with Thalberg, Dreyschock and Henselt da competition getting to a dangerous level so da :pimp: cunningly endorsing some pre-emptiff sabotage :mans_shoe:

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Kinky!

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The Lolaplast :registered: trains finger strength and independence by jerking off multiple oligarchs at the same time.

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Mild snark in this letter about unpianistic writing. lol, I didn’t catch i at first.

#Henseltburn

lol my mum on Lola’s new tits:

“Hmmm why does she need new breasts?… how did she hook with a rich dude like Trump? Would you also like to feel her tits?”

LMAO

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Henselt reputedly a multiple Russian fly-swatting champion

:approved:

Dohler occupy the liszt headspace more than I realize.

What is this shit?

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I’d love to play with her tits

get the derail in early

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the chyrogymnaste poss the labia stretching of the era if you think about it. :thinking:

Dohler’s sheet music sales were many times that of da :pimp: btw

Everything I’ve seen from him is nominally flashy but not very difficult in any meaningful virtuoso sense.

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Dohler upstaged:

:dong:

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If I get offered to rec sum of that stuff I’ll do it. As long as it isn’t sum new wannabe avant-garde shit

It’s easy. Expect a full concert of :lib: sightrapes when he stumbles on dis mofo.

I read through his normafant once. Not exactly :pimp: level.

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Pozz a self-answering question

I gotta stay off ebay. It’s making covet material possessions I have no space for.

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Nothing ever is :sunglasses:

Bro that app is of Satan

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