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Iz u smoking tree again after yo successful friday war gains?
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Went for long ass walk today and didn’t uber back like a bitch so probably got brain damage from lack of oxygen while I walked up the hill from downtown.
*more brain damage
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duz u wanna do a 5k walk wiz da zkep tomorrow in Seward Park?
tiz fo da only zeattle animal zheltah dat duz intake. u zhall meet da 
in full furzuit hahaha
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Thanks for asking but I’m gonna stay and home and compulsively clean records.
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haha dayum duz u wanna zponzah da in dat case 
$45
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I’m 3% jewish. So gonna pass.
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u guyz live in tha zeattle? do they ztill haff gud 90’z alternative rock bandz ther? 
(genuin queztion, even if i phrazd it a bit ztupidly 
)
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About 2/3 of them killed themselves.
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no juzt crowz n vapez
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Daddy zkep, you gonna cheat on me like this aftah our lezzon today (8pm EST)?
I already put on my blue wife beatah and thot shorts
I need to know, is it because of da granny curtains in ma room?
Should pay zhkep to chat with your milf so you can practice.
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Or get makeover advice so I can make a clean exit and just say I’m gay
So I need to go get a pedicure? That shit pricey.
Whose card do I put $75 brunches on?
I’m not even budgeting in… tips
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she is probably cleaner than the average girl
They should make a pussy washer for these chicks which account for their need to keep volume higher. I can’t decide if it should look like an eye wash station or a bowling ball polisher.
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should be a tractor with seat and hose.
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Wut da fuck is “triple door” a euphemism for? I can imagine…
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Hehe this a popular restaurant here. It always make me think of that porno the green door.