:lola: perzonal vid shoots cummah

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA

:lola: showing da way forward for da poon and da :tractor: :princess: pozz

Personalized Message + Performance Video $375

This is a unique gift for your friends, family, or any piano lover in your life: get a personalized video message from Lola featuring a short performance snippet recorded just for your occasion!

Please, include the name of the intended recipient and the nature of the occasion in the notes.

FUUUUUCCCCKKK

"* Most requests will be fulfilled within 48 hours;

  • You will receive a video download link via email;
  • Most videos will be 15-45 seconds in length;
  • All videos are intended for personal use only"

Yeah, my inner cynic imagines many of them will be…

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I got 10 bucks toward it!

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Can you request the music used?

Well worth it for the coda of Le Preux or the hands crossing bit in da 24th Mereaux et.

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HAHAHAHA

HAHAHA DAMNNNNNNNNNNN

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also cheaper than lib wtf?

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Really? :lib: does requests?

Sightrape paradise haha.

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Dun he charge like 1000 bucks a minute for any Rep recording? This artistic ideal mildly questionable tho shrewd.

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Sdc can send him sum ziffroz for a ZIFFBEE.

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based on the shape of his last recital cost: 10,000 cziffros for dat :sunglasses:

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Da big question here
Haff da LEBRESHEEYAT already placed his personal order? :lola:

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def arranging this for the leeb

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this woman looks like david bowie

…hot

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How much does she charge per night?? Damnnn

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Hmm say $750 a minute ie $45k per hour so maybe $400k. Seems about right.

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:trump: 1 billion debt explained

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Personalized cumshots

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ahahahah tru diz idea alzo work fo da mo zecretive artizt az well da :lola: type

fo eg, da zepp been chargin fo accezz to key unlizted zepp vidz zince 2 yrz ago

buyah identity alwayz cuntfidential

wikid bizniz model, wikid privacy :sunglasses:

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we alzo zell un-:pimp:ed zepp vid :sunglasses:

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Hahahah tru da connoisseurz buy zepp vidz from da SDC ztore

I truzt da MART to keep pricez hi to zupport hiz inzane lyfztylee n zki vacationz :sunglasses:

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Haff da DIARRHOEA made a preemptive purchase of da bezt fuck up zeriez?

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