AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
da EXTREME MOFO bazically uzin diz oppahtunity to clarify dat
da faztezt mofo of dem all iz in fact
hiz bad zelf!!! 
AHAHAHAH tiz tru he haff da TRU guinnezz record fo ALT-ZPAZZIN on a zingle note
fo now
ahahahah but da tru gensui about da LUBE iz dat
hiz m*zic iz actually a bit wikid
Hahah da lube…
Damn, also, he mostly LOOKS like a guru
Truu, I have semi-positive memories of what I’ve heard too.
But only a bit.
Haha randomly da NU sdc is inpiring mofos to post wiz fervor
Da LUBE now on BBC radio. Wtf!
"When I play I turn into an eagle flying, a dolphin swimming, a cheetah running. I turn into the rain, into the clouds, into the colour of the sky…”
3 Likes
Man, diz iz even below TM standards ov mediocre gheyness
2 Likes
He probably meant to say “when I play, I turn into a pretentious cunt”
But I’m not sure
3 Likes
Still a higher artistic value den what da Lezbo sightfucks on some da complete pimp chronicles cdz
1 Like
Lol da harzh tm.
1 Like
AHAHAHAHA MANNNNN da zepp ztill maintain
diz mofoz m*zik iz LEGIT if zumwut ghey
tru hiz tech zkill iz debatable, but i haff a feelin dat
if da MALTEMPO tried to play zum of diz zheeyat, even wiz hiz KAN op76 trainin he wud ztill zound 5 tymz mo ZHEEYAT n ZHAKY AZ A MOFO compared to da compozah own rock zolid authoritative interp
1 Like
I have a feeling this dudes name translates ghey in russky. Like world lover or some shite. Damn hippies.
1 Like
Melnik means windmill workah… literally “Miller” which be a prominent German last name.
Dayum.
Windmill man! That’s kinda cool and fits this dude. Was thinking more like a lyu-bov / mir mashup kind a sounds in da lub-o-mir
Worked with some Russian construction guys early on. Got “ya ne znayou” and “horoshow” still the rest left my brain : (
1 Like
Hiz wiki page haff juzt been pointed out to moi.
“His piano music requires a special technique, closely related to the Martial Arts, and is too complex and difficult for any concert pianists to play”
TROLL LEVEL: ULTIMATE GENSUI
4 Likes
hahah DAYUM I imagin him face to face with da
3 Likes
One does not prepare onez azz fo da Lube
On da contrary, one prepares WIZ da lube, den one is ready to take on da RAPED 88 genre
2 Likes
Da EXTREMEMOFO zhud be on da fuckin BBC azwell wiz diz legendary backztory 
’ It would take a bizarre, yet inspired decision to reverse his fortunes. Antonio decided that there was only one way to combat criticisms of his piano playing – he would have to beat every single pianist in the world at something that could be objectively and indisputably measured - SPEED and ENDURANCE in piano-playing.’
2 Likes
Damn…
Ok well… objectively diz is an example of
Fazt but zheeyat
Tho da GHEY make up fo it 
1 Like