This has to be trolling…
“Finally something new has happened in the world of the piano. It’s terrible to think I could be the first and the last to do this.”
HAHAHAHAHA TRU DIZ!!!
da zupah penizdick level
fuckkkkkkkkk a KAZTLE level GENSUI fo zhor
Yep, that’s the way it was.
I think I saw him in Harry Potter.
Think he’s touring the UK now. I challenge him to an ARPZ DUEL!
AHAHAHAHA fuckkkkk open bookiez rite now!!
da zepp vil put all hiz ZIFFRO n even mortgage all hiz SDC azzetz on da FEZTIN BOB MOFO to win diz
AHAHAHAHA i juz liztened to diz whole ‘new age rectal’ while emailin ma triad contactz:
n tiz actually
a LEGIT ztylee of penizm wiz REZPECABLE m*zicality!!! TRU da FURY buildup in a middle a bit legendary. in da zepp objective opinion, diz impro/compo cud becummah a CLAZZIC if cut into a 5min zheeyat
tiz ztill debatable whethah diz mofo can actually unleazh arpz ovah mo den TWO octavez in eithah hand
zo when da FEZTIN BOB DUEL DIZ MOFO, make zhor da cuntezt iz ovah 3 octavez or mo n tiz an inztant ALL-IN
even da ROBBAH vil not fuckup diz bet tru
Dat mofo is basically da greatest salesman of all tym.
A bit zl*w.
Diz mofo iz 90% mofo 88 guru look n 10% 88 zkills (or lack thereof)
As fo da compoz, dey iz eitha grammy award zountrack level or pure zheeyat, I dun noe yet
A nu bob vid cummah?
OK. If I get home at a reasonable time tonight before the neighbours are asleep
In the meantime I’ll cheat by posting da studio arpz. Just for da title☺
It haff a bad edit in it
AHAHAHAH FUCKKKKKKKKK da MOZEZ CLAZZIC!!!
da BOB bazically a tru maztah of da FURY ZWIPE ON TOP arp unleazh move, diz an ezzential SDC tech tru!!!
alzo tiz pozz da LUBE can play diz
if he zimplify da RH into 2-oct arpz only inztead of da 3-4 written
I c, da LUBE will pozzibly haff to try an
ARPZ GLIZZ by muting zum keys - to upstage dat!
ahahahah if da LUBE want to zurvive diz DUEL, he muz learn…
Da lube clearly a self promotion guru
Da extrememofo zpeaketh on da LUBE! -
Da lube should compete at da special olympics, then he’d get the recognition he deserves. Pozz.