Prepare yo azz fo da LUBE - Lubomyr Melnyk

hhahaha dis fuckin GURU vibe. Pozz a SOLAR TEMPLE membah :sunglasses:

HAHAHAHAHA DA FUCKIN LUBE!!!

https://lubomyrmelnyk.com/shop/windmills-for-solo-piano/

“This version is not the same as the Double-Piano one. It is a newer recording and includes Lubomyr’s re-make of the FINALE … and also contains the ONLY place in public performance where Lubomyr unleashes the full MAXIMUM SPEED possible of 19.6 notes per second in each hand … This Hyper-Speed occurs only here, and in no other recording”

rezpek da unleazh!

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If Flowah and Poon belong on da Sony roster… then this guy also does.

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Not sure Sony deserve HIM lol

da Lube spirit clearly in da truway

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Awaiting the :trump: review.

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Ok that’s too gay even for me

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melnyk a fag

:zlit:

they should scissor

:lezbo:

Melnyk’s Continuous Music is based on the principle of a continuous® and unbroken line of sound from the piano — this is created by generating a constant flow of rapid (at times EXTREMELY rapid) notes, usually with the pedal sustained non-stop. The notes can be either in the form of patterns or as broken chords that are spread over the keyboard. To accomplish this requires a special technique, one that usually takes years to master — this technique is the very basis of the meditative and metaphysical® aspects within the music and the art of the piano.
*Moreover, in his earlier works, Melnyk devoted much attention to the overtones which the piano generates, but in his more recent works, Melnyk has become more and more involved with the melodic potential of this music.*Melnyk’s earlier music was generally classified as Minimalism®, although Melnyk strongly refutes that term, preferring to call his music MAXIMALism®, since the player has to generate so many, many notes to create these Fourth Dimensions of Sound®.
Because his piano music is so difficult and requires a dedicated re-learning® of the instrument, no other pianists in the world (so far) have tackled his larger works — and so, his recordings are truly collector’s items (both as LP-s and CD-s).

hahahahahaha maximalism
da lube gensui

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My assssssa

Spread and fuck it.

Rimjob

Pickled pig’s anus

lube>poony

In terms of marketing bullshit, quite possibly

He’d successfully pimp female prostitutes to Catholic priests.

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:lola: :pimp:

tru

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sumone better tell our resident philosopher (:poop:) that da LUBE has registered metaphysics as his trademark

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Aaaaaaa