When does butthole diameter return to normal?
I miss taking 40 minute long shits….
Try a 55 min shit
Da 
braconc
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I tried but could not hear her Brahms over the orchestra or the noises my loose butthole was making
I blame the furry conductor
I did the important research for my many unsolicited jumbo dildo posts. Please refer to those for clarification.
I will save them for reference
damn
I still have questions
fuk u
This thread could definitely be removed 
Expecting it to get pinned tbf.
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Pinned like a twink getting railed on a dirty bathroom floor?
My diet is so wrecked i just take a glass of metamucil with this or that meal and shit like I have the rectum of an olympic athlete. I put magnesium in there too becuase i don’t realy eat veggies.
HAHAHAHA
Its tangy!~
Metamucil, not my rectum.
“Micah” should join dasdc hmmmm
I want to become a 20th Century Dick Sucking Genius
Resisting urge to bump all the co**ie threads to start the disinfo over again. God help me be strong!
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HAHAHA
She may be a 21st century dick sucking genius.