Sly says:
hi who’s this?
these_five_lines@hotmail.co.uk says:
umm
these_five_lines@hotmail.co.uk says:
who do I look like?
Sly says:
someone named “these_five_lines”?
these_five_lines@hotmail.co.uk says:
yea, kinda
Sly says:
weird name
chess in the dust says:
not rly, I’m just musical
Sly says:
more like
Sly says:
tralala
Sly says:
or
Sly says:
lalala?
chess in the dust says:
not quite
Sly says:
uh
Sly says:
Xenakis?
chess in the dust says:
lol, yea I like stuff
Sly says:
you xenakis?
Sly says:
but he’s so lod
Sly says:
old*
Sly says:
are you alistair hinton?
Sly says:
that would be randomly hilarious
chess in the dust says:
nope
Sly says:
so how come you dumped comme?
Sly says:
cuz of the tiny penis?
chess in the dust says:
uh, frankly I don’t care about his penis
Sly says:
can I ask something?
chess in the dust says:
go ahead
Sly says:
ok
Sly says:
since you’re a lesbian you would probably come across this 2x as much
Sly says:
so I would think of all the people I know you would have the best chance of knowing
Sly says:
what does a pussy fart sound like?
chess in the dust says:
I am not a lesbian
Sly says:
oh
Sly says:
that’s what comme’s been telling everyone
chess in the dust says:
ok now I remember I must’ve blocked you for a reason
Sly says:
you blocked me cause I said chopin wasn’t as good as liszt
Sly says:
bit harsh
Sly says:
but really
Sly says:
what does it sound like?
chess in the dust says:
sounds like liszt
Sly says:
hawt
Sly says:
so are you straight then?
chess in the dust says:
there’s a thing called bi
Sly says:
i’m aware
Sly says:
so you’re bi?
chess in the dust says:
I think so
Sly says:
ok
Sly says:
so when you’re having sex with a girl
Sly says:
and you get a double dong
Sly says:
like how does it stay in place?
Sly says:
wouldn’t it just pull out of one person when the other one pulled back/forth?
Sly says:
or are double dongs sort of obsolete with the invention of the strapon?
Sly says:
ok
Sly says:
who would you rather have sex with
Sly says:
alberto ginastera
Sly says:
or
Sly says:
old martha argerich
chess in the dust says:
thing is, me and whoever I’m with, there are no extras, it’s just us
Sly says:
oh
chess in the dust says:
matha anyday lol
Sly says:
so you’re not into toys?
Sly says:
what about handcuffs?
Sly says:
ooh or blindfolds
Sly says:
i <3 blindfolds/handcuffs
chess in the dust says:
good for you
Sly says:
o.O
Sly says:
o.O
Sly says:
k
Sly says:
let’s hook up
Sly says:
hey how come you’re anorexic?
chess in the dust says:
dunno
Sly says:
well i saw a pic of you with your hair blonde/ in braids playing the piano in some flowery dress
Sly says:
you only need to lose like
Sly says:
10 more pounds
Sly says:
maybe you should try ephedra
Sly says:
and eat lots of pizza
Sly says:
what’s your favorite pizza topping?
chess in the dust says:
penis?
Sly says:
meh
Sly says:
in USA only pizza hut has penis as a topping
Sly says:
but they’re so expensive we always just get dominos
Sly says:
how much of your hand can you get into your vagina?
chess in the dust says:
lol I love to prove you wrong
chess in the dust says:
bigsausagepizza.com/?nats=MT … jQ,0,0,0,0
chess in the dust says:
there you go
Sly says:
ewwwwwww
Sly says:
pizza
Sly says:
ok
Sly says:
so
Sly says:
do you fuck dogs?
chess in the dust says:
no
Sly says:
oh
Sly says:
you’re kind of boring
Sly says:
you should go throw up some
Sly says:
bye