What do u think are da Kan’s greatest werkz?
criteria: rectum scale: 10 ^ (FURY + moist + wikidness)
- Da SYMPHONY
- Fist-In
- Grand-Duo Cuntsuretouch
- KaN’Certo for Solo Piano
- Morte/Aime-Moi (tie)
HAHAHA diz iz fuckin HARD, n showz how insanely WIKID da KAN wuz
1 - SYMPH fo SHOR
2 - sonatine
3 - pozzibly da FIZT
4 - pozzibly da concerto
5 - maybe 76/1 left hand etude
diz lizt wuz too hard
honourable mentionez go to -
op16 no3 - INSANE FURY
op15 no2 fo da midsection(not even chopin can match diz beauty)
op40 no3 i think, da 1 wit da FURIOUZ mechanical rhythm
fuck, too many, ill lizt mo favz lata
Third movement of the pianoconcerto.
Scherzo diabolique.
A rythm mollosique.
Grande sonata 30 ans quasi faust.
Festin
5!
And by da way. da Chop can match any beauty. Alkans slow pieces makes moi laugh. He doesn\t know the shit about what he is doing. But his furious fast pieces are good. Fuuuuuuuuuuuury.
-The Mephisto
datz 4, u cant think o mo? (H)
It is five now.
Does da chairman lyk ma list?
-The Mephisto
da KANz moizt iz occazionally an aquired tazte, but some ov it iz blatantly obviouzly movin sheeyat
listen to da mid-sect of le vent
Let’s see…
- Comme le Vent
- Da Symphury
- Da Concerto
- Saltarelle (Just a trifle, but still wikid)
- 2nd movement of da Quatre-Ages
the esquisses randomly deserve more RESPEC mofos
one in particular : inflexibilite
As a whole set Chopin Préludes >> KAN mini werkz. Course there are individual mini pieces of da KAN that are just as sweet as da Chopin.
hahahahaha, da CHOPRELZ r hiz mozt conziztent set of piecez
i think dey r even mo conziztently wikid den all da etudez
so diz iz a tough competition
tru the CHOPRELZ are WIKID… ARGERICH OWNS THEM 
if not… I REQUIRE SOME PROOFS
da POGO offaz a wikid alternative
da 16th prel offaz an intereztin comparizon, da ORGY turnz diz into a wild rollacoaztah ride, whereaz da POGO managez to turn diz into a DANCEFLOOR HEADBANGIN CLAZZIC
n ofcuz da LIMP DONG iz da live record holdah, tying da KATSAR studio. da LIMP perf actually combinez da ORGY n POGO interpz
n i dizagree about da preliez being da bezt chop sheeyatz. cuz diz wuz obviouzly meant to be a MINI-ETUDEZ set. da chop ran out of ideaz n dizgracefully inserted random moizt to complete da 24. den he had to find anotha name fo deze sheeyatz: da PRELIEZ.
n da KANz top 5 sheeyatz, in no ordah:
da SYMPHURY
da KANCERTO
da mini son
da firzt half of Grandson (WTF wuz he thinking wit da lazt 2 mvmtz, FUCK! )
da op76
honourable sheeyatz: da FIZTIN n da COMME
You fuckin mofo. You decerve to die a fuckin painfull death. You son of a filty btich!!! 
evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil:
-da Meph sais that no one should disgrace da chop prelz 
da approved, n so shud u
zepp, how do u explain da fuckin 10/3 n 25/7?
hahaha, da KAN huge sonata
diz wuz CG man
Any change wiz diz? 