Hmmmm
Hey wait, this is pretty good! Lmao!
: a bit zpeedy
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Why everybody gotta play the chopets when almost nobody can really play all the chopets?
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Wanna make an ultimate Chopets compilation?
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10 - 1 Orgy
2 - Rudenko
3 - Cliburn
4 - Cziffra
5 - Young Ho
6 - Gekic
7 - Friedman
8 - Cziff or Zimmerman
9 - Cortot
10 - richter
11 - Gekic
12 - Friedman
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tru diz blezzed era long befo da 
terroriztz attackz when da NUTSACK wuz da SDC arch-enemy 
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1 - 
12 - Extrememofo
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Yeah, it’s one of those things, just like da complete pimp TEz….
Cause we live in a ridiculous “let’s do the COMPLETE _____” era.
I want a complete Suzu box set DVD and maybe to finish up my oks 1-xx-1 collection
And this. Maybe will offset all the sinning.
Lol actually the nutsack 25-6 is listenable pozz
@ElGordito Horowitz did at least one take in the late 80’s btw WTF.
Would probably be more interesting if he was forced to be more moosical cuz of dex decline Curious what he do with the left hand mainly
tiz weird how memory workz, i wuz certain tha NUTZACK album covah wuz with red rock mountainz behind him but i c tiz a random cityzcape
i alzo thought all tha trackz wer filld with miztakez lyk evry otha bar wrong notez but zeemz juz zl*w thiz tym around 
i guezz i ztill hear zlipz but i thought it wuz completly uncoordinatd at that tym back in '04-05 or whenevr
weird how all thiz tym latah zum thingz r differnt than u remembah
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tiz becuz u wuz on drugz
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I never been drunk or high
Still a fuckhead tho…
I did well
What’s the most amount of liquor that you have consumed in one evening?
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Glass of champagne and then a bit of good scotch after.
Both overrated.
Caffeine is where it’s at! I want to be jacked as I’m uh… jacking it to these hos
I remember years ago getting so wasted I slept outside against a chain link fence near a freeway and thinking that was pretty dangerous and it was a miracle no homeless dudes robbed me, so mostly never get deeply fucked up since. Don’t drink much at all no more. Maybe random puffing to unwind is all.
Sad!
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When I was about 16 or 17 I gatecrashed with a couple of pals wut wuz supposed to be a high class party at a posh hotel for top 64 players following da UK champz. Well, I’d just come 3rd in da UK under 18 champz so I thought I was kinda deserving of attending 
There wuz a LOT of alcohol there. One fairly well-known English grandmaster was practically comatose as the evening wore on. Unfortunately me and my friends were also seriously wasted and I decided this was the time to berate the cocktail penizt for his sheeyat tech. I ended up being chased into the toilets before being arrested and spending several hours in a police van as they tried to get sum sense out of a totally inebriated minifeztin re where I was staying. Finally I was deposited at my bed and breakfast at about 6am barefoot holding my shoes and socks (fuck knows what actually happened, I didn’t know then and I certainly don’t now).
Fuck dis thread is public 
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Hahaha FUCKKKKKKKK
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@k-nar why can’t we just make this entire place fully private and close off registration?
The real @TiffanyPoon can’t join then… less risk of a defamation lawsuit.
Lmao bitch gonna take me to court and prove she does NOT fuck vegetables. Gonna call Vogler to the stand “I swear we had a fully professional relationship”
I’ll have to take the Chinese university job to escape paying the fines
And then 
will investigate my SDC posts using advanced AI and I’ll end up with a -10000000 social credit score, STRAIGHT to the iPhone factory to serve a 99 year sentence
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