“diz is da only way I bang”
“ffiucckkkzmazhhh”
"haha u forgot to prezz capitalize "
“aRRRRghhhhh mah HAIRLOZZ”
Da branchez out into da 
n triez FIZTIN.
this is a ps image and originally there was no piano and it was taken in a sauna
hahahahahha 
And this is my favorite exercise to prax da 10/4
This wins the internet today
The fact that there isn’t already a dick photo shopped into that hand shows admirable restraint.
Priezt: wud u lyk to make a cuntfezzion?
: tru, one day I znuck in backztage n zaw da haffin a pre-cuntcert nap. zo i poured zupahglue all ovah hiz rite hand n quietly clozed it 
speaking of HO pranks, I was thinking about the hair brush in the bed comment for 60 min interview. Was this a boner joke of some kind?
This is how I play Mozart.
Could possibly be from Prok 6th Sonata 1st mvt development “col pugno”
Just looked at score-- that ain’t it…