Ron Howard to Direct Lang Lang Biopic .
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
zum crittique cummah already too -
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Heroic build up to playing chinese war song to obama strings swell and fin?
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Also how is there no Cziffra biopic? Also that a michael bay movie or a scorcese movie?
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Da pitch meetin:
Exec 1: wut iz da target audience of our nu 
biopic?
Exec 2: americanz who want to c a movie about a legendary chineze mofo, n chineze who want to c hollywood propaganda about deir own legendary mofo
Exec 1: i think we zhuda invezted in da 
hedge fund inztead 
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Watch moi turn 1K into $6
Or
$6K
We’ll just take da opposit side ov wutevah u recummend, #inztamillionaire
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HAHAHA
Ahahahaha if da GREENBOOK iz any indickation
Da DONGAH vil be a zupportin charactah in hiz own movie
da tru leadin mofo vil be da WIM, who take da artizdickly ztrugglin DONGAH undah hiz wingz n zhow him da tru way to touch da heartz of millionz
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What a mediocre cunt!
Also, why Lang Lang? I’d rather see a film about Yuja’s life, with lots of erotic scenes.
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Plus a gender change surgery scene.
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what the fuck? This a bit like saying high paying business jobs represent dominant white culture and asians and blacks coopting that experience and should poss be banned. The explosive hyprocrisy a bit american culture coopt
for shame this lady.
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tiz an abzolute load ov BZ
cultural ‘appropriation’ iz really cultural APPRECIATION
more young AZIANz are playing 19th century whitemofo clazzical muzik
becuz dey APPRECIATE it n REZPEC it more
diz iz a zheeyat to be CELEBRATED
if u iz only allowed to promote n celebrate yo own cultcha we iz all in danger ov becummin a minority ov inbred inceztuouz cuntz
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tru
Tom Hankz zhud play da dongah
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Zumuel L Jacko play da fatha
n Dwayne Johnzon play hiz motha
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Hang on, if da DONGAH play “middleclazz wite muzic” iz he not culturally appropriating n shud pozz stick wiv da PIZZ RIVAH cuntcerto inztead?
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Zoundz like a tranny name tbh
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She’s married to a talented black film director., Barry Jenkins. He made what I think is a very good film called Moonlight. She’s kind of cute for a miniature person.
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Ahahahaha da hollywood…
It uzed to be eazy to zucceed in da chyna market, juz make a tranzformah-level ghey blockbuztah n dun mention tibet
Faztforward to today, due to fierce local cumpetition n 
, fo hollywood to keep zucceedin in chyna, dey gotta go full “21” in reverze:
Take a ztory about a group of wikid whyt mofoz
n turn it into a movie about a group of wikid azn mofoz + zum whyt chick
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Hahaha hivly pozitive ztory