:dong: Ron Howard to Direct Lang Lang Biopic :dong:

Ron Howard to Direct Lang Lang Biopic | Hollywood Reporter.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

zum crittique cummah already too -

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Heroic build up to playing chinese war song to obama strings swell and fin?

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Also how is there no Cziffra biopic? Also that a michael bay movie or a scorcese movie?

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Da pitch meetin:

Exec 1: wut iz da target audience of our nu :dong: biopic?

Exec 2: americanz who want to c a movie about a legendary chineze mofo, n chineze who want to c hollywood propaganda about deir own legendary mofo

Exec 1: i think we zhuda invezted in da :tm: hedge fund inztead :sunglasses:

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Watch moi turn 1K into $6

Or

$6K

We’ll just take da opposit side ov wutevah u recummend, #inztamillionaire

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HAHAHA

Ahahahaha if da GREENBOOK iz any indickation

Da DONGAH vil be a zupportin charactah in hiz own movie

da tru leadin mofo vil be da WIM, who take da artizdickly ztrugglin DONGAH undah hiz wingz n zhow him da tru way to touch da heartz of millionz :sunglasses:

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What a mediocre cunt!

Also, why Lang Lang? I’d rather see a film about Yuja’s life, with lots of erotic scenes.

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Plus a gender change surgery scene.

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what the fuck? This a bit like saying high paying business jobs represent dominant white culture and asians and blacks coopting that experience and should poss be banned. The explosive hyprocrisy a bit american culture coopt

for shame this lady.

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tiz an abzolute load ov BZ

cultural ‘appropriation’ iz really cultural APPRECIATION

more young AZIANz are playing 19th century whitemofo clazzical muzik

becuz dey APPRECIATE it n REZPEC it more

diz iz a zheeyat to be CELEBRATED

if u iz only allowed to promote n celebrate yo own cultcha we iz all in danger ov becummin a minority ov inbred inceztuouz cuntz

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tru

Tom Hankz zhud play da dongah :sunglasses:

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Zumuel L Jacko play da fatha

n Dwayne Johnzon play hiz motha :sunglasses:

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Hang on, if da DONGAH play “middleclazz wite muzic” iz he not culturally appropriating n shud pozz stick wiv da PIZZ RIVAH cuntcerto inztead?

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Zoundz like a tranny name tbh :tm:

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She’s married to a talented black film director., Barry Jenkins. He made what I think is a very good film called Moonlight. She’s kind of cute for a miniature person.

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Ahahahaha da hollywood…

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/business/2019/12/30/chinese-film-business-is-doing-unthinkable-thriving-without-hollywood/%3FoutputType=amp

It uzed to be eazy to zucceed in da chyna market, juz make a tranzformah-level ghey blockbuztah n dun mention tibet

Faztforward to today, due to fierce local cumpetition n :trump:, fo hollywood to keep zucceedin in chyna, dey gotta go full “21” in reverze:

Take a ztory about a group of wikid whyt mofoz

n turn it into a movie about a group of wikid azn mofoz + zum whyt chick :sunglasses:

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Hahaha hivly pozitive ztory :sunglasses: