The 🍆 🏰 legend returns! (richard kastle)

Invite?

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The funny thing is he’s obviously full of shit, but Brendull DOES avoid the alt octs altogether (you know, because of the sanctity of the written score).

Fuck Brendull.

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Hahaha

Somebody, please introduce him to the Micah.

(Not sure whose ass will be pounded)

Micah actually a twinktastic AI research programme by da zkep

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And a Republican

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This guy sucks

Lol I find 88z with “easy” actions much harder to play, due to dynamic control issues.

I was unaware there were difficult pzzgz in da first mvt of da azzpazzion…

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every piano has upsides and downsides and we can count on Poony bitching about ANY piano given.

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really, when they started swapping actions from one pristine Hamburg D to NY D lol… that was sum CG

meanwhile most mofos (even for highly pro projects) just gotta make whatever venue/rec studio 88 work.

https://www.discogs.com/artist/1192954-Dick-Castle?srsltid=AfmBOoowVhmPlKzn1xaBx2Lf2t6PLlsxoW-jBPRo4tR_9MI5Omst1YzW

And tractormilf 88s have backsides too.

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Aaaaaaa

Seriously when da Poony started swapping actions between several lovingly prepared Hamburg and NY Steinways and tested them with the first phrase of Kinderpoonen, that was CG as fuck

Idk, test octs, repeated notes, insane scales, runs or focus on the damn music and make do with what you have

I used to start auditions right with da Pimp rappah 9 with no sweat

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I believe in using da opening deathfuck trems and see if I can get them quiet (you would scarcely believe how many ‘name’ peniztz apparently can’t) and then impro da fuck out of da 88.

tha world wuznt ready fo tha KAZTLE when he firzt zurfacd on tha tube all thoze yrz ago, but i think how zociety iz theze dayz iz tha perfect tym fo a mofo lyk tha :european_castle: to thriv and build a cult lyk followin of anti- whutevah mofoz/ettez :gav:

u kno i think it wud be gud if zumone can maybe mezzag tha win wintahz (i forget if thiz iz thiz mofoz name… tha zl*w half beat harpzchord perzon)) n tha KAZLTE n make zho they iz aware of each othahz exiztenc n their beliefz

n maybe cc tha :zcholah: az well :sunglasses:

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In another thread but I bought Kastles CD wil post

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HAHAHAHA

MAYBE TIZ GOOD

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I hope so! 9 bucks with shipping.

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Da opening of da :wim: revo brings to mind two giant slugs doing a tango

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Is anybody jealous of how deluded Wim is? Imagine the self Chad feeling of going through life intensely believing the things which prevent you from realizing you actually blow ass.

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