On the French mofo’s perf:
Host: “Wuz there a lot concentration in diz mofo’s Poloshirt?”
Commentator 1: “Sumwut”
Commentator 2: “Twuz not MACHINE-level, 'nuff sed”
… … …
Host: “And what of the mazzez?”
Commentator 2: “Dey wuz aight, pozzibly”
Commentator 1: “Not Backhaus level, 'nuff sed”
Da Limp Dong, up first dis morning:
Dat squinting, painfull look on his face-He didn’t look like he was having fun.
Da 53-at first it sounded like he was playing a mazz. Den it got better.
N da frog looks like Oscar Wilde.
ahahahaha he vil get da THOR prize, if he wuznt polish 
HAHAHAHAHAHA PREDICKTABLE!!!
DIZ iz wut happenz when u only prax da conc
Blechs gonna get da first … even if he wasnt polish…
HAHAHAH !!!
where is trugod now ? 
Hahaha, this statement wuz contingent on the fact that the TRUGOD wud take first or at least fuckin ADVANCE TO DA FINAL 
) Respec to da VALSEMASTAH tho.