Urgent warning for Pogorelich fans

Stay safe ya’ll!

https://x.com/Independent/status/2003571583399362939?s=20

You sure he can figure out how to use the app?

I bet his page turner need to do that for him LMAO

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Pogo is safe, as he uses Snailr

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Gays not used to getting cleaned out financially lmao

They should try hooking up with one of these trick ass hos like @TiffanyPoon

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That gave me the most horrid mental image. I’d draw it but I’d end up in el salvador.

Ok I’ll describe.

  1. Snail sleeps with pogo ( he’s the bottom and this too graphic to explain )
  2. It contracts aids and gives it to his snail wife
  3. She dumps him
  4. Snail in a rage sets pogos flat on fire (this happened poss)
  5. He escapes but ultimately succumbs to the bends from sucking too much. (blood gas bubble death like divers get from wrong pressures)

Epilogue:

Snail morns his lost soulmate and visits his grave often. Reunites with wife and becomes christian nationalist political leader. Zionists find out about the tryst and blackmail the snail into going to war with slugs. Countless deaths.

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Was it this:

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Flowah pupil

Nice bod

Not yellow enough tho

Yeah this alien bangable.

Duh

I told y’all those slim bitches are hot

I apologize for this. Insensitive to snails. :wim:

Wait, wut?

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