https://youtu.be/rnBmVN2q-dU
This makes sense.
So I could have already married a top record exec, converted dat snowbussy to Christianity and be on my 10th all-pimp album and not 5th…
Ok one more quick bust to @TiffanyPoon and then I’m not doing it again
@ElGordito vid claims jerking off is tied to poor finances and missed opportunities. I could have won the pimp comp and developed a drug habit by now
And when vids of me backstage doing coke of a hooker’s butt before unleashing maledicktoon with orchestra (somehow mostly fakerudies and impro but crowd goes wild cuz I’m dressed like Micah) surface, SDC finally grants me mod status
Yeah.
Ok let’s see if not spanking the monkey will help bitcoon pump over 100k again
I need top
patr00n access
Might get a shoutout on social media “Mike da TRUMOFO jizzed on my titz today, you get all that and more when u pledge to support my album, fuck record label execs (quite literally). Disclaimer: album subject to not happening but you can check out my poorly-lit pussy pics”
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Rezpek dis pubic post
Should it be pixelated like the tits?
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People should see first-hand what happens when they spank the monkey
I could have had 30+ pimp volumes out now with lezbo level quality (and plays)
Anyway, no fap restarts tomorrow…
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Had to blow a load to P00ny’s butt