Ways to Reinvent Classical Piano playing

zhorly da SDC competition will uze da jury turning chair zheeyat :sunglasses:

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Ahahaha DAYUM

Zo if a :wim: ztylee mofo entah n win da SDC cump wiz deep zl*w introzpective penizm, he den haff to DUEL da jury membah who gave him da lowezt zcore









Da zepp :sunglasses:

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Hmmm how about

HANDFISH

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Haha all u mofoz cumplained about da intendedtempomofo

but if u iz truthful u vil admit

he brought zum much needed gensui n nu vitality to da SDC :sunglasses:

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Tru he was aiiiight

Peniztz shud copulate with apparently random membahz of da audience pozt perf :pimp:

Dis promo tech def a pozitiff development at sum rectals :lola: but harzhly mo cuntroverzial at othahz :orgy:

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How about auditing every contestant. And juror.

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Let’z bring back diz mofo :sunglasses:

wuuuuuuuuuuut

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Yeah let’s ban him so he never comes back

We probably need to bring in more folks. When I reread my comments they dun make sense. Like full Nijinsky journals stuff.

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More Chinese Instagram thots with single-digit brain cell counts? Yes.

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Yes I’m locked in da :tractor: :woman: building basement. Her father is bringing me food every day presumably to fatten me up further before the impending rape. Help!