No no I think it’s what Mozart said of Gould
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Oh trust me I can =)
My favourite punching bag pianists ten years ago were Gould, Schiff & Brendel. As of 2019 Gould is the only one still standing.
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Out of jealouzy, tru 
“Da Hitlah was only the second worst ever Austrian” - moi. 
Tbh I think his paintings are probably more artistically meritorious than zartzonz
Yes they had Schönberg too. Oh, he was awful! 
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It’s pretty fun to compare them to Churchill’s too. They couldn’t have been more different, and it’s not hard to guess who painted what!
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Fuckkkkkkkkk ok diz now da nu direction of diz thread:
Hitlah vs Raffael
I await da XMOFO opinion
Daiiiiim
Da zepp zumwut 
-ed by da XMOFO. Now diz I did not forezee
HAHAHA WTF
Da ZCHIFF a wikid penizt FO ZHOR when he ztick to wut he iz gud at
Which iz limited to Bach n Haydn
n da G a fuckin GENSUI ov epic proportionz n iconic figah ov CG
da BRENDULL zhud be da one ztill ztandin az yo azzazzination target
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HAHAHAHA daim!!! wut da FUCK iz dat green zheeyat hangin between hiz legz? 
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Ahahahah da XMOFO bazically haff a preference fo
‘zeriouz’ m*zicianz
Lyk da BAREN
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Da Baren is a bettah muzician than da fuckin brendull, fo sho.
Cum to think of it, da brendull iz Austrian too. Da hitlah down to third place now!
My favourite YT cumment evah, from sum mofo on a brendull deathfuck vid:
“This feels like an old-man preparing for his date by carefully combing his hair over and wax-concrete-spraying it into place. After that,a quick run to the kitchen to down a elephant size dose of Viagra…before leaving the retirement home and tripping over the doorstop…”
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Ahahahaha fuckkkkkkkkkk
Zhorly da originatah of diz zong of proze wuz well-cumpenzated, tru?
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Hahah all diz talk ov Auztrianz remind moi of da tym da BAREN had a chat wiz a WIKID Auztrian mofo 
Ahahahaha diz convo
Az enlightenin az liztenin to
Da JEFF n KRITTY dizcuzz fazhion
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Haha, it’s ok, I have previous form in spontaneous ZART invective, so I can happily say that they are all called “cliched shit by some Austrian cunt” 
(I had a running gag about this with a friend who really likes Mozart. And I have limitless supplies of insults from all the practice entailed )
I had been looking for this and finally… it emerges!
Hilarious review of da brendull!
Concludes with this:
“Oh yes, there’s a bonus item here, so to speak: Brendel’s Liebestod. It’s a travesty. I say this as nicely as I can but on the evidence here, Uncle Alfred has problems “south of the equator.” It’s about as erotic as laundry powder.”
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