Still a little bit better than this:
I’d have to see the butt.
I realize I don’t like ass. Moderately small but shapely - is fine
You don’t seem to be particular about breasts, either…hmmm…!
If I keep eating bread and other carbs at this rate, I’ll go the DIY route and grow my own tits
But yeah, I like legs, waist and face.
My tits are ok but nothing to write home about.
da violin cummah?
More the the violin wrecking ball!
Da Nagai mofo gonna legally change his last name to Nagay after getting raped by that 18-wheeler.
Woman who would be that strong on plow doesn’t need a tractor!
Yeah, gays would not dress like that LMAO
Respek the early Penny hairstyles
Lady: You sure this is how auditions work?
Guy: Yes, everybody has to strip naked while I cosplay a cockroach to join the orchestra.
Lady: Ok
Scary