I’d make her sign an ironclad non-disclosure agreement.
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I’d make her sign up for an
Ass-reduction
LMAOOOOOOO
A totally hetero desire from a man.
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Lmao if I’m gonna go flat, it better be flattest in the world
It’s called having insane standards. 
As for personality, I guess with a lobotomy she’d be slightly hotter but they don’t do those anymore
k.
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Besides, I bet gay dudes actually like booty
All they gonna fuck is ass, they might as well love ass
What THE FUCK is that?
And I love tits 
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
Poony’s and Flowah’z lawyers reading this thread like
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Black 
Asian
Male
Female
Classical
Pop
Human (pozz)
Guy getting a blowie from a lion? Respek
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There were consequences for the lion’s thickness
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album covah
Where’s the tractor?
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Lol
def gets paid to be tortured in oligarch sex parties.
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I assume his eyes are looking in different directions because he’s seen 
's naked tits with one and a gigantic metal buttplug with another.
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It’s not torture if he enjoys it!
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