Methadone is part of a category of drugs called opioids. German doctors created it during World War II. When it came to the United States, doctors used it to treat people with extreme pain. Today, you might also get it as part of a treatment program for an addiction to heroin or narcotic painkillers.
It’s also usually green.
Though I am reliably informed that UK-issue diet methadone is orange
Haha dis remindz moi, dey shot mah azz full of fentanyl when I went undah da knife
Ffz, dat a sumwut radickal option
Hahaha tru n I wuznt even aware
Da pozt-op convo went sumthin lyk:
: lemme know if u ztart feelin pain
Barely awake Fake: wut
if ur in pain let moi know
Fake : tru
90 minz latah
Pain: sup
Fake: nurze, pain startin to creep in
: ok no prob, letz give u sum moh fentanyl
Fake: DAYUM tru?!?!
: here u go
Fake : sup brb gonna take a nap
: yep we uze it excluzively fo MTF operationz
Fake : wtf I iz here fo an appendicitis
: omg…
Hahahahahaha FUCKKKKKK
Fake: great, imma make a nu Inzta account, mah career’z about to take off!
: tru juzt make sure da
doezn’t follow u, he’z liked every single one of mah daughtah’z selfiez
Fake: …gimme moah of dat fentanyl sheeyat
Hirose face have a man in the moon vibe.
You’ve done well, pupil.
haha dis legendary orbed roast by da fatty
Also, that moon looks high.
Hahah this.
Her Granados album is fantastic.