http://www.warnerclassics.com/artistconcertdates.php?artist=5
da RECITAL on da auguzt 18th, DATZ RITE lezz den a week ago, da WHALE unleazhed DIZ PROG:
Rachmaninov: Piano Sonata No.1; Liszt: Grand Sonata No.2, Quasi Faust op.33; Mephisto Waltz; Venezia e Napoli (rev version) S162 - No.1 Gondliera; No.2 Canzone; No.3 Tarantella
yep, da SHAMEFUL TYPO. but dere can be no doubt az to wut sheeyat he did play.
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK RESPEC da FUCKIN WHALE!!!
FUCK!!!
DA WHALE FINALLY CUMMAH TO HIZ IDEAL SUITED REP
DA KAN!!!
fuck!
we need now whale emocotion
Hahaha the Warner fuckahs think it’s Liszt.
HOORAY 4 DA WHALE!!!
Guyz, if da whale hath beached himself upon the beach of kan, it is only a matter of time b4 he officially records some sheeyat. 
VIVA LA KANREVOLUTION. 
VIVA 
VIVA 
VIVA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
da WHALE actually iz so intent on promotin da KAN he doez some falze advertizin
he haz been leadin dem on dat diz iz da PIMPZ LONGLOZT 2ND PIMPSON
hahahahaha, da audience vil think WOWE DIZ IZ WIKID SHEEYAT
n da whale will turn around n say, hahaha dat wuznt da PIMP
n den randomly quote a movie
Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies. – Andy Dufresne
“suk deez nutz” - JS Bach
hahaha da LEGEND
for action, da Bach just had to snap his fingers and point to hiz nutz.
haha tru
HAHAHA DA JAKE
I propose dis fo use as da Whale emoticon:
or dis:
i dun think da first was da REAL boris berezovsky, but dis is genuine sperm whale
yep, da firzt pic iz in fact da FAKE-RUDY #5
ahhaha da 2nd pic he lookz lyk a RANDOM BUILDAH
slim shady
reminds me of sum wrestling mofo