da comme needz advice
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Didn’t u take notes?
chopinfiles.com/modules.php?name … opic&t=738
chopinfiles.com/oldforum/vie … php?t=4915
If you cant access the second link, den I vil see vat I can do. Or vil I (the topic is a girthy 17 pages)
Hof course da Black Key recommended the Bachtopus’s French Suite in D Minah’s Allemande.
Wut a chick.
noct 9/1 seemz to do it for me
just start some random imrpov on da pedal bass before the racap, turn it in to something wikid
win her over by sheer collossality -
play alkan’s complete op39
also - remember that females are impressed by agile fingers
hgahahahahah, da commez 1zt reply to dat topic showz hiz MOFO side , n pozzibly alzo da reazon he fuckd no chix
'i dont care about any babes who dont like music, so i will play something that i LOVE, and if they LOVE it too…then we can share some…LOVIN ’
diz iz quite gensui
'I was dragged to an X-mas party a couple of years back…friends of my parents. Large group of people, mostly unfamiliar (and I despise parties). I actually get up the nerve to attempt to strike up a conversation with an attractive woman and get brushed aside like some virulent strain of bacteria. So I’m bored out of skull and notice that they have a rickety old piano in the other room, so I start messing around…later she comes in watches me play for a while and later gives me her phone number.
I ripped it up…b!tch.
koji (STSD)’
hahahahahahaha, i rememba diuz
Hahahahaha the Doctah WOOD! What a mofo!
Use da legendary technique of teaching piano. You can hold her hand while you teach how to put her fingers on the keys, at teh same time you can h4ve a nice view on the boobies.
And then unleash Campanella Yundi Li style
Da prok sonata 7 third mvnt should do the job. chicks go high with dat.
Or just play some r4ndom oct4ves at top speed Full gas pedal down and -ahgiuhethat0293183501824124$"!$)"%
HAHAHAHAHAHA gud advice
Koji’s story is awesome; he essentially told her that he was worth more than his sheer penile girth.
AHAHAHA
HE SHOULD HAFF AT LEAZT BONED IT IN A RANDOM CLOSET BEFO LEAVIN!
da MART wud haf seized da opportunity
n in diz caze
not only da opportunity
hahaha, alzo seized a random infantry of armour force shieldz n backpacked to mongolia in bad weather?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TRU!
tell her to post a vid of her playing the oboe too
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
hahahahaha no , shez mine