Hahah iz u allowed to juz pick da TE3 n da a random Chop nuET? 
Niobe
Since it’s all I know 
Thank god I’ve never had serious career intentions, what dull options.
Herez mine -
Zart C maj zonata facile
Tchaik zeazonz barc
Chop nuet 1
Pimp TE 3
ROCKet 39/2
Kanzymph
Tchaik shortest sheeyat I can find
Pimp deathfuck
Thal mozez :inzta-ban:
My fee for even fucking looking at a clazzical era zon is 1k. I could not be less interested in playing something which was only written that way because it was for a totally different instrument to a modern 88.
ahahahahah da COMME prog to promote world peace icic. u cud at leazt pick da GE3 to make it look mo wikid on papah
randomly i agree wiz da FEZTINMOFO dat clazzikal zonz generally haff ghey zonoritiez dat cud be eazily FURIFIED wiz zum zimple rearrangin
n tru aftah da 200th academik AZZPAZZION
da JURY zhud be ready fo zum zheeyat lyk diz
AHAHAHAHA FUKCXCKKK! Rezpek diz EPIC unleazh!!!
Da PENIZTIC equivalent of da 4 min mile iz finally vanquizhed! 
Da undahlyin mzzg I get from zartzonz iz dat da ZART wuz a sumwat twee, reprezzed-
mofo (fafo??) wiv an eczezz of neuroziz.
Since when did they allow the Tchaik PC2 as a compulsory option in the concerto round?
ahahahah diz a zumwut ancient rectal unleazh
a bit too much rearrangin n zheeyatz to be cuntzidahed a TRU 
cuntendah. i even do da pre coda modulation part in da original key juz out of pure lazinezz or random fakerudy i cant remembah
but da point iz bazically:
da TREM accumpanimentz in da LH zound much mo wikid when played az RAW CHORDZ, az da PIMP himzelf no doubt wud haff realized az well
ahahahah da zart clearly didn c da ‘88’ az an inztrument of FURY
back den
in termz of da zound generated
tiz lykly even da 4 zounded much mo MOFO den da 88 (or 69, 72 wutevah)
Da ZART = proto 
in hiz antifury
Hahahah tru diz a legendary option
hahaha da whole zheeyat zhud be free prog
do dey expect da winnah to release a bach-brothah-rock cd ?
Tastes are declining 
It is relative though. It’s kind of like choosing between Carlo Rossi paesano and Beringer box wine.
Being a “traitah of da mothaland” I’d not apply at all
Da prescreen wud be 100% pass so dat dey can
Detain moi at pazzport cuntrol n throw moi straight into da army fo anal devastation or worse. (Or bettah 
)
Mofos would be like “da TM withdrew, wtf”
Yeah right oh, I pulled out alright.
I’d definitely unleash da bach d min bk 2, op 111, TE8 n Chopet 25-8 combo, tchaik dumka on a digi in jail after getting my asshole destroyed.
N den plan a jail escape n seek asylum in 
Obviouzly
My fee fo even sightfucking da Hamcleavage is $10k