Zum zad newz - Da Alkan :kan: wuz in fact a 🐌

Wut

Da

Fuck!!!

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Turns out they couldn’t spell in the 1850s either!

Alkan is wonderfully weird as always, but I have to say I think he spent exactly four hours composing this.

Here’s a palate cleanser:

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Ahahaha da CAP ALLA ZNAILDATA!

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HAHAHAHAHA DAIIIIM!!!

da zepp actually hear a VERY FAZT











impro on da pimp norma andante zect :sunglasses:

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da :wim: dizciple zink da :kan: to nu depthz ov zlownezz

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Ffs.

Very pictorial though.

I can hear a cortege of drunken znailz stopping every bar to be sick.

Not sure if dat’z da intent :wim:

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

makez da RON ZMITH zound lyk da fuckin MOTEL :

YouTube

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HAHAHAAHAH DA WELLAH MEF CUMMAH -

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HAHAHA WTF DA KAN ZYMPH 1ZT MOVEMENT ZTRETCHED TO A 21 MIN ZHEEYAT?

hahahaha diz?!?!?! wtf!!!

Haha the etude de mollusk

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hahah I think da WELLAH nevah exizted

tiz da :wim:'z “myzteriouz penizt” account :sunglasses:

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HAHAHAHA da CHOPGOD

randomly alzo a couple MEREAUX etz wtf?!?!

Cumparizon cummah

WELLAH -

KAT-

:whale::whale::whale::whale::whale::whale::whale:

Fuck’z sake. 39/2 now a FUNRAIL March on da death of a thouzand znailz.

I can laugh at Wim because he is such a lovable nitwit, but I have to say I find it very difficult to do so with Weller, when the methods are being put in to practice. You only need a few seconds from any of the above to tell that they’re complete travesties. It’s when I see people actually back and even authenticate things like this in art that my hope in mankind begins to wane a little.

I wonder when he’ll have a go at Le Preux.

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This must be why I’m so bored at hIsToRiCaL concerts. Just play everything slow lmao

on the other end, we have buniatishvili’s 21-minute liszt sonata.