I really don’t think Rachmaninoff and GGC would be a good combo.
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Da kan:
Brotha op 110
Haydn F min vars
Kansymph
Encore - feztin
Why not? Da leaps sect juz custom written fo da ROCKY
Hofmann:
Brotha Hamcleavage
Chopin: 24 Prelz
Random hoff compo
Pimp DJ
Encore: random chinese compo presented to da Hoff backstage, memorized during intermission n unleazhed
Because it’s completely out of character for him.
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It would be very tidy, very clear, very objective, and probably very Bolet.
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Ahahaha fuckkkkkkk zum of deze prog-penizt zuggeztionz juz
Mazzive FAKERUDY potential
Moz notably fo
Da zepp 
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Though probably at least 25% faster.
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Haha you mean, even mo potential fo a speed record?
I’d envision da zepp rectal sponsored jointly by da Jew Brunzwick cultural foundazheeyat n da Guinness World Records
I happen to admire da compositional gensui of the GGC too…
Well good for you. It’s too much empty calories for me, but if you have a facility for this kind of 10/2 difficulty, why not?
Yeah, I suppose it’s more like a Liszt stylization of da Viennese Galop.
ahahahah diz may randomly be legendary
or may
induce an inztant WALK-OUT from da zepp when da coda octz cummah 
da BUZ
firzt half: NORMA
2nd half: DJ
da BUZ vil be given 45 minz each half to play thru deze 2 zongz howevah many tymz he wantz wiz howevah much warmup he deem necezzary
alzo, da zepp vil meet him befo da cuntcert n azk him to zign
da correzpondin BUZROLLz
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ahahaha if i do an actual rectal wiz dat prog, tru dere vil be zpeed recordz
but mozly rezultin from, not juz rape, but
entire zectz mizzin from every zong
hahaha, from da BUZ?
I would want no less den one of his COMPLETE PIMPETZ progz, MOFO!
based on da BUZ own few recs, n rolls, he probably wuz an extremely polished, sumwhut restrained n a bit WTF Michelangeli style extra chill interp, def not an UNLEAZH type of Liszt playa
I’m shoh da pimpets rectal wood haff been legendary fo da tym n he wuz da only living mofo back in 1911 who could unleash dat
nowdays, dere are sum asian schoolgirls dat can unleazh dat
I love that piece. It’s a mockery of the whole valiant knight genre, the knight portrayed here in fact strikes me as a toy soldier of sorts, and it’s so over-the-top absurd that I can’t help laughing every time I hear it. 
Too bad I’ll probably never hear it played properly, at least not by a flesh & blood pianist.
But Kissin would be epic. As would
da SOK
Liszt Weinen Klagen (prelude)
Brotha op 111
Chop Ball 1, Noct in E majah, 25/10, 25/11
Scrib 5
Pimpzon
Encores: Izlamic Bombah, claire da moon, 10/2, TE 8, free parasheeyat of a TYGA tune
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Da 
HR2 (with impro caddy)
Da Wriggle-eto
Pimp Faust waltz, valse impromptu
Kan Allegro barbaro
Solo TOT
Ziffbee
Hr9
Romanian fant
Tritsch tratsch
Pure impro
Encore Blue Danube, “I am feenezhed”
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:wim:
HAMMAHCLEAVAGE mvts 1 and 2
5 minz solemn contemplation of da 
's metronome
HAMMAHCLEAVAGE mvts 3 and 4
Encore: mass suicide.
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Haha damn