da zepp randomly teach da nu moonwalk tech

Community Tech discuzzion
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truuuuu only da ELITE SDC MOFO vil maztah diz nu tech, pozz 8)

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This like first major breakthrough in pianism in long time…

Somebody should tag the docs twitter with this.

this run through idea

youtube.com/watch?v=Fm6WjJC … iN5wc9OJRw

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ahahahaha fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk :whale: :whale:

randomly i wundah if da DOC iz

too old to learn diz? 8)

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Thumbless b flat major way easier than with thumb in 234 2345 pattern !!

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ahahaha quite pozz!!

tho bazed on da zepp initial inveztigationz

all zcalez zhud utilize a 23-23-234 (or 24-24-234) pattern

random pinky-uze in da b flat maj wud derefore be a FATMOFO INVENTION, REZPEC! 8)

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HAHAHAHAH DIZ IZ QUITE GENSUI IN ITZELF!!!

bazically da FATMOFO came up wiz hiz own thumblezz zcale fingahrinz REZPEC!!

but da zepp wuz inzpired by da BOB MOFOz ‘wtf chopet’ pozt in da CG zect where a wikid cg mofo unleazh da 10/4 on two 88z (i haff alzo zeen da BEE n da CAMPY unleazhed diz way tru). da zepp den wundahed, in diz gensui pozition, zhudn’t da hand be placed ZIDEWAYZ to maximize potential ZPEED/FURY??

zo all diz nu cg fingharin iz bazed on da idea of ZIDEWAYZ hand placement

da thumb can ztill be uzed in diz pozition, az da TRUMOFO pointed out in hiz own gensui 25/6 cuntribution

ahahaha ic da FATMOFO actually wuz da firzt to reply to dat topic, but mizzed all da gensui developmentz latah pozz 8)

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This so great

I never really did technical drills so any fingerings that rely on naturally strong ifingers make sense to me.

2323 so much better !

I also suffer from what medical doctors call “Amatuer Bitch Pinky”… so these could actually help i bet

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DA OCTZ UNLEAZH FUCKKKKKK

HAHAHAHA DA ZEPP genzui!

Also da alternating current way ovah da TM head, I juz considah da electricity to be a demonic entity… but I digress!!!

Haha da 25/6 - highly legendary!

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ahahahahah mannnn diz juz a highly WTF zheeyat 8)

n tiz bazically proven dat fo zum zcalez diz NU WAY iz indeed FAZTAH, da puzh-direction c maj iz da moz obviouz eg

n fo da chromz in da puzh-direction:

bazically if yo 24 trill iz bettah den yo 13 trill, den yo moonwalk chrom zhud be faztah den yo 13 chrom :jacko: :zhreddah: :gav:

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n da OCTZ, it zeemz tiz alzo a natural pozition to ZPAZZ from, lyk u iz chokin zum mofo from da zide den holdin him down from above, bazically a UFC move FUCK 8)

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I alzo envision fazt octz by holding a double pronged dildo sideways :blush:

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ahahahaha fuckkkkkkk if diz method wuz uzeful da ZKEP wud haff MOTEL level octz by now :sunglasses:

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da latezt development 8)

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HAHAHA DA SURPRISE ERLDONG!!!

Hahaha fuckkkkkkk

Daim

Ok, da zepp need to formalize diz tech n upstage da TAUBAN!

Call it da “acute unleazh maximum tenzion tech, geared fo speed.” Kinda like overclocking yo comp

N market da LOLA out of it 8)

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ahahaha fuckkkkkkkkkkkk

zo tiz clear da RH in normal pozition now already lag behind da LH in da FUCKED POZITION!!!

wtffffff zo bazically…

u haff mo den enuff tym to relearn da PIMPZON OCTZ b4 WEIMAH :stop: 8)

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or juz prep a zidewayz 25/6 encore az u iz one of da co-foundahz of diz nu tech 8)

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Hahaha dayum.
I iz honahed dat da zepp pazz da mantle ov diz penizdick innovation but I will need to prax in diz ztyle, following zenzeiz guidance fo at leazt a year!

I wud prefer dat da zepp open his nu tech training institute, I offah ma services via skype for free, provided I can select all da students 8)

I can alzo coach zingaz in English n Russian dicktion :blush:

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HAHAHAHAHAH fuckkkkkkkkk ok u iz inztantly hired to teach all zubjectz in…

da zchool…

of RAPE 8)

tho if da ztudentz want to learn TRU PENIZM unleazhed in CD-quality PRIZTINE ztylee, dey vil haff to arrange fo private lezzonz wiz u. da zepp zchool harzhly dun teach diz :sunglasses:

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Da zepp, you know dat wiz ma jyard rezume, I iz DAMN READY to rape 8)

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HAHAHA ANY UPDATEZ?