ven da zkep try, he juzt get tone cluztahz
zhould I be anglin da cock in zum way? da zkep iz circumzized, if dat relevant
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While it could eliminate sum tonal control, try wearing a condom. It might not help with accuracy but clustahs will sound more authoritative at a higher volume.
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tru da zkep alvayz wear a condom ven performin a glizz. tiz lyk wearin da glovez fo all da glizzandi in da Ztocky Klavierzheeyat X
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Very smart. Yeah, controlling the 11th fingah on da keyboard is tricky but it’s optimal fo clustahs.
Dis question haff already arizen 
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Hmmm but we dun haff video footage.
Da pre inztagram
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video cummah 8)
juzt waitin to get zufficiently horny
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piano zcarf iz unfappable
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Haha it’s a bit 
y’all haz been spared da dong-on-da-keyz vid. kept tryin but knocked ovah da camera too many tymz wiz mah heft
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You need a wide angle lens to capture that girth