Basic tech queztion: how duz u play on da WHITE keyz?

ven da zkep try, he juzt get tone cluztahz

zhould I be anglin da cock in zum way? da zkep iz circumzized, if dat relevant

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While it could eliminate sum tonal control, try wearing a condom. It might not help with accuracy but clustahs will sound more authoritative at a higher volume.

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tru da zkep alvayz wear a condom ven performin a glizz. tiz lyk wearin da glovez fo all da glizzandi in da Ztocky Klavierzheeyat X

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Very smart. Yeah, controlling the 11th fingah on da keyboard is tricky but it’s optimal fo clustahs.

Dis question haff already arizen :lib:

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Hmmm but we dun haff video footage.

Da pre inztagram :lib:

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video cummah 8)

juzt waitin to get zufficiently horny

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piano zcarf iz unfappable

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Haha it’s a bit :ghey:

y’all haz been spared da dong-on-da-keyz vid. kept tryin but knocked ovah da camera too many tymz wiz mah heft

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You need a wide angle lens to capture that girth