Da Zhreddah Campaign reserves da right to stop diz recount! 
Decision?! Da Zhreddah won against a Rigged System folks, Rigged System.
We won fair and square!
-Campaign Pimp of Mod-Erect Zhreddah
Da Zhreddah Campaign certifiez da official rezlutz!
Da 5-4 LANDZLIDAH!
Againzt all oddz!
We beat off da rigged zyztem togetha!
Awaitin an official ztatement from our illuztriouz mod-erect:
moi hereby certify diz vote
NEW TZAR ZHREDDAH! 
Now at a tie 5-5 but the votes shall NOT be recunted.
#Stop the recunt.
#He iz our mod
Da fake hazn’t voted yet & cud break dis tie
We need da zepp input
tru, only da zepp kan decizde. den we can begin da mutiny da LANDSLIDAH victory shud b cunted az da official resultz becuz reasonz. 
vote legendary 
bizmillah
tru obv tha robaah vil vote zhreddah
You’re still alive!
Rezpec! 
You’ve been missed here
FUCKKKKKKKKKK! da dramatic turn of eventz! da earth quakez, da moon iz turnin dark lyk mah anuz n da starz iz b fallin from da skyz! da SDC iz bein revived! slowly da hairy anuz empire of da Steinwayfag iz crumblin!
soon we can talk bout speed again wit da total dizregaurd 4 da m*zicallity. tiz tru
Shouldn’t you be a Cziffra fan or something with that attitude? Why Biret?
da paradox shud make u even moh astounded at da complexity da zhreddah
Hehe, yeah
6-5 landslide AFTAH da recount!
We won ANYWAY. The recunt was rigged btw.
Awaitin da current modz to bite da zhreddah n turn him into a nice, furry mod.
Ztatement not endorsed by da zhreddah fo mod campaign
awaitin da official announcement or da canadian descendin from da heavnz n bestowin me da office of moderationzhip, or sumone doin a hit on da steinwaygay i iz ok wit either ore since da humility. tru.
Men om du är svensk så slipper du böja knä, även om du ogillar mig. 
btw on an unrelated note, i will know b imposin a modest zhreddah tax, of 100 ziffroz a week per membah directly 2 me. tiz tru but dey will b goin 2 da cuntmunity of da sdc. i iz totally trustworthy n sheey at. 
Da Steinwaygay hit not endorsed by da TM