da TM unleazh a Bach-Zcholar tribute (predicktably)

Yes, but if a fast tempo is the first thing you notice here - then it simply is too fast.
I will slow it down a bit n try to make da fuckah mo CG stylish 8)

Hahahah tiz evident da BZcholah actually haz a legit COMP WINNIN ztylee 8)

If da zepp entahed a comp wiz da BZcholah, i wud put all ma ziffroz on da fuckin zcholah 8)

ahahah but wut if

da CG ztylee den becummah da firzt zheeyat dey notice? :g: 8)

ok, I will simply

not play da fuckin Bach at all 8)

den I get disqualified but I can tweet dat it’s rigged, n definitely NOT because of da playing

I could also walk out holding a selfie stick, den I can play however da FUCK I want because dat also wud mean INZTANT DIZQUALIFICAZHEEYAT

8)

ahahaha da BZcholah reference interp cummah!!

AHAHAHA diz zpeed already a bit faztah den i expected from da ZCHOLAH!!!8)

da zcholah unique aquarium zound

fuckkkk diz enigmatic mofo

da 88pear wud give diz perf 10/10 tru? 8)

da TRUMOFO need to adjuzt hiz interp bazed on da fact dat

half da JURY can’t even reach da BZcholah level in diz zong 8)

Well, sometimes da jury is worth appeasing

After they award you first prize, one can always dizz dem on twittah n attach a vid ov diz prelude unleashed in 6ths 8)

Until den, I haff to suck DEIR cocks wiz a nice, tame, stylizdick Bach interp 8)

You’ve got to be kidding…
My ideal tempo would be sumwheah between da BS and da TM.
Apart from that, this playing is incredibly boring, amateurish…
That slowing down and break at 1:50 was utterly unmusical. :wink:
Gorgeous instrument though
4/10

How the fuck did I miss tiz?!

Ok, diz basically da tempo I shud prax at, on stage it will be slightly fastah anyway

Hilariously, zlowing diz fuckah down is alot of work

JAN 27, 2009 TM original Bach Prelude Tempo conception - SDC APROVED

Mann, dat was before my Yamaha got all fucked

I played it like dat for MiztahRoze n he said: “you play like dat in any audition, and they will kick you out”

I have been trying to slow it down ever since… no joke

Wow, you have amazing fingahs!
I had a teacher once who said that if you have really mastered a Bach piece, you can change da character of it at will, including playing it at any tempo and with all sorts of different articulations…
That’s what GG did all da time…

2009…

Yeah, I used to practice a ton, play each note down to the bottom of every key.

I think I have learned a proper general tone production now, but damn, my heart bleeds for how I fucked up the Yamaha over the years.

If I ever make enough money I’ll buy a nice pristine Yamaha n only practice pianissimo on it.

And also the cheapest Yamaha upright I could find for DAILY RAPE. 8)

AHAHAHAHAHA FUCKKKKKKK!!!

TRU nevah undaheztimate da jealouzy of da jury in any audition zheeyatz 8)

I’d consider a Petrof too…they’re not overly expensive and durable, also they have a nice tone.

ahahahah DAIM!!

diz cunzideration 8)

Yeah man.
Luckily now I can always find some very nice pianos in the 2 schools where I work…

I’m really curious to try those Kawaiiz wiz carbonfibah actions.
NYC humidity is so fucked in the summer that any piano action regulation quickly goes to shit.

I’d love a nice heavy, robust 88 action n a slightly dull tone for practicing.
Makes you work hard to get the clear tone

Da TM fambly had a nice Petrof upright in Zt Zpeedzburg.
Datz da first 88 I evah played

N tru, da concept of 88 tone is a bit subjective

On a recording, a nice NY Steinway D generally sounds smoothest…

Lady Petrof (da owna)

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wud u?

ahahahah da BZcholah unique borin tone iz a fuckin trademark

mannnn u juz can’t reproduce da DEFIANTLY ZHEEEYAT zoundzcape of da BZcholah, a tru fuckin GURU in da art of zl*wnezz…

dat da zepp occazzionally lizten to fo cg inzpiration 8)