zince da zepp himzelf may be zcheduled to unleazh diz very mofo in a random unpcummin rectal
twuz decided zum INTERP-rezearch wuz in ordah:
AHAHAHA juz
a BIT WTF allovah!!! 
note in particulah da ENDIN ZCALEZ AHAHAHAHA diz innovation!!!
TRU
dizcuzz diz gensui interp n diz LEGENDARILY TRAGIC MOFO
let’s hear!!!
7:45 total time??? wiz applause? OK OK OK diz gonna be a PLATE jap c 2000 level unleash!!!
AHAHAHA diz no-nonsense HOFF style moizt theme.
1:03 AHAHAHA DA ADDED CHROM VOICE. an improvement TRUUUU
oh man, I miss this kind of pianism and approach. FUCKKKKK he got da HOFF runs clarity n rhythmic impetus. FUCKKK
1:56. Note da lack of facials. REZPEK. FEI FEI should watch dis.
ok, da second mozt them cummah!
2:30 diz pretty tone! fuck, I really like dis. Usually diz ball fall apart wiz sopping wet moizt.
hahaha sum GOLDEN AGE overdotting cummah
ok, da opening theme return…
3:45 DA BUILDUP before da RAPE
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
DA BAZZ RAPE a bit… lacking! I expected a Ho bazz poundah.
rezpek, diz mofo basically unleashing a CHOP COMP WINNING perf right fuckin now
4:27 da ticklah cummah. diz a FUCKING HOFF REINCARNATE minus da RAPE
4:45 da sect crystal clear and owned. rezpek him fo dominating diz fucked chop texture like a czerny ET 
5:25 I approve this double speed sect, tru, keepz da piece nice and TIGHT.
daim…diz fucking coherent as fuck interp
da coda cummah in
AHAHAHAAH CUMMMAH
AHAHAHA FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
da coda harshly messy but REZPEK diz tempo
AHAHAHAHAHAA
DA THIRDS CUMMAH!!!
I ALWAYS UNLEASH DA MOFO LIKE DAT AS A JOKE!!!
AHAHAHAHAHA diz mofo!!!
AHAHAHAHA DA FINAL SCALE RUN!!! WIZ DOUBLE NOTES JUZ COMPLETE REDEEM DA CODA let-down
diz interp now iz
11/10
total time? 7:25
an undisputed ZPEED RECORD
massive rezpek to da ZEPP for discovering dis GENSUI
and rezpek da Zlut Tan!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA da FIRZT LYN of da CODA
da inzane internal ztruggle between
whethah to go PURE-RAPE or prezerve a priztine chopcomp interp
writing in his diaries: “heard a young pianist today, not sure which was more ridiculous: his double notes in the coda or his coiffure…”
da coiffure bazically
TRU CAMELDICK
I think I read sumwhere that when heard play one of 's compositions (perhaps a Nocturne) and added some random embellishments and runs, Chopin was really annoyed by it.
This In-Sult-anovian double notes pozzibly a more Lisztian effect…
I remember how divided da jury was when he won the Clitburn…
ahahaha diz mofo haz diz diztinct ‘daiiiim I iz zo wikid’ narcizzizdick vibe to hiz playin
bazically
da MARK of a TRU LEGEND
Da Salt always looked ridiculous with long hair, but it was even worse when he rocked a ponytail.
Btw, you mofos see that Alan Walker’s releasing a Chop bio later this year?
No!?!?
Perfect!! I’ve never read one.
768 pages 
This is going to be awesome!
Daym, I dug hiz Liszt bio 2, this is promising!
Slut tan, wtf interp, guy constantly switches between sounding gensui and in need of a vacation.
I’ve never managed to make up my mind about him. I don’t think he was as good as he thought he was, but there was something to him. Shame we never got to see the rest of his career.
Alan Walker - I didn’t realize he was still alive & writing!
Could be good, but…I’ll wait for the digital version.
Yeah, he must be in his 80s now, or close.
This will probably be his last book.
I checked, born 1930. 
Are they getting anywhere with that age rejuven tech or what?
Hahaha fuck
Cool, rezpek for the heads up