DOC cd reviewah unleash inzane SLIT dizz -DIZGRACE!!!

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000002ZXV/ref=pd_sim_music_3/002-1640113-3887263?v=glance&s=music

Whoever recommended Valentina Lisitsa’s Don Juan over Hamelin’s ought to be horse-whipped. Of all of the recordings of that piece I have heard, Hamelin’s is second only to Earl Wild’s. Lisitsa’s, on the other hand, has to be the WORST, even worse than Lang Lang’s. Pyrotechnics be damned, she was SO fast and SO careless that it sounded more like a Warner Brother’s cartoon than Liszt. One man once said “she’s a tall, attractive blonde and that’s all she sells,” but frankly all I see in her is a spoiled 4-year-old playing with fire.

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK OUTRAGE!!!

:dong:

never heard anotha one den da slits but i can only imaignijdf how much more da dongahs might sound.

i explained da essential difference sumwhere in da chopfilez

where iz dat vid where valentina plays don juan? 8)

i’ve seen it somewhere…where wuz it…

I do agree with it mostly, but the Earl Wild?
Come on.

:comme:

ahhahaha, itz on da slitz homepage

HAIL TO DA LONG DONG!!!

Dere iz only 1 mofo who owns da title hoff da true SD in Da DJ–diz mofo iz BARERE MOFO. Did not clock it, but lookz promising–on da 1 side hoff LP he puts Da La Leggiera, Petrarch Sonette No. 104, Gnomenrapage, n Da DJ.

Hahaha, on LP da track hoff da Gnomenrapage lookz like less dan 1/4".

Hahaha, da side 4 hoff da set revealz alternative takes:

  1. Da DJ
  2. Scribet Op.8/12
  3. Islamey
  4. Schumann, Toccata.

8) 8) 8) [color=red][size=200]SUCH a LEGENDARY MOFO [/size] 8) 8) 8)

da BARRIZTAH iz one of da 3 GODz

da RECTUM = GOD of FURY
da BARRIZTAH = GOD of SPEED
da ZIFF = GOD of all round WIKIDNEZZ

8)

jezuz ovatook god :doc:

Fo misundahstanding n misuze hoff da religious principles hoff da tru SD da fukking CUNT LICKAH shud b banned.

Discuzz

i fully concur wiz da KINKY. cuz da jezuz iz actually da :dong:

8)

I thought da :dong: is da slut who people throw stones at.

:ziff: agrees with that assessment.

koji

Hahaha! Dats rite. N da Jezuz iz actually DA:

N hiz followah iz diz tru SD MOFO:

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i haf da LEVAHz book

he talkz about da fact dat ‘dere seemz to be an upper limit of velocity fo mozt ppl’

‘itz very hard to achieve by sum ppl, but it came naturally to me’

hahahahahaha, wordz of a TRU FUCKIN MOFO

Fukk da book.
tiz explainz everythin:

inluxeditions.com/wavfiles/danube.ram

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, i haf no sound rite now, n i am still SHOCKED BY DA SKILL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

:dong: :dong: :dong: :dong: :dong:

8)

Tru, better than the :doc: 'z although it woulda been wikid if he recorded the whole thing.