from whence come da fury

der be many talk about da phyzics uv technique on dis ipad called da sdc. iz ere tonight to open a new dizcuzion on da way we develop ourselvez az peenizez. many of da mofos i hear on dis forum have da dexzterity to do anyfing, but da mofoz aint. dis be becauze deyz not got da propah muzeecal conzepts in da mind.

dis not to zay dat mez got it all. i be a mofo like mozt of yall learning new shit every day. me knowz da limitz of me abiliteez and mez not here to dump on anyone, but to begin a dizcussion dat may be enlighteening to all of us interezted. zo iz opening dis dizcussion wif a few general thoughtz dat me hopez you other mofos will expand upon, and we may all come to learn new shit to aid us all in da unleashing of da fury we all got inside.

mozt of technique not be in da hands, but in da mind. da fingaz get eento shape on deir own as a mofo make hees muzical ideas to realeety. when i be a child, me playz many of da exzerzizes diligently, but me made da real progrez intellectually, uzually wif odah repetoire. dis be because me looked at da czerny az a phyzical endeavor. i, and many other mofos, mizzed da point.

in da wtc, for example, it be about phrasing shit, and intellectually grazping multiple voices, and what be hard about a fast prelude not be da finger movement, but following a fazt succezion of notez wif da mind well enough dat the fuckers zound eveen. what me’s trying to say, iz dat most mofos haf da reflexes to play da shit dey want, but dey’s just not gotz da muzical idea clear enough in deir mind. it not be da fingerz’ fault when da notes not eveen, but the mofo heezself.

in da chopets, it be true, dat such bitchez as 10/2 and 25/6 haf da phyzical zide to dem, but mozt, it be da intellecual challenge dat be da bastard to deal wif.

dat not be to zay, howevah, dat der not be somfin to physical fitnez, deegitally zpeaking. a mofo iznt hees badaz zelf when he not be playin shit by da pimp or da rock for a while, unless you be barere or da ziff, and even dem likely feel da differenz when away from da piano for long enuv.
me wants to know what ideaz you mofos have about da intellecual sidez of technique. and by technique, iz talking about making da fucking muzic sound good, which be da bottom line in playing.

how many mofos can play da octavz een funerailles az fazt az da ho? mez done it. it still don’t zound at all like da ho, because the zound–or ideea not be dere like da ho. da doc aint all about fingerz eider. tho da docs reflexez be off da hook, it be hiz cryztaline conception and mazzive senze of muzical architecture da make it da bomb shit dat it be. zo iz wanting to talk about dis shit…diz shit dat happen in da mind.

what be your finkin on:

bazic phrasing
balanzing bof in counterpoint and in textural zituationz
trillz
pedaling

or any shit dat you be finkin about lately.

iz feeling like all you whoz eenteligent enough to write on da fucking subject at hand mozt likely gets da point by now. mez hopin to learn from yall, az well az share me own thoughs on da izzue. i hopez dat da mofos whoz gots da real experience an ability be rappin wif me here, so dat we get zome real fuckin discuzion going.

until den, keep it real, zpec yoself, and mozt important, keep da fury burnin.

dat pozt’z zo long it takez more den 10 zecz to read it n thuz me wont’z
pleaze ztate, in max. 5 wordz, what tha above babblin iz abowt
:stop:

i suppose i overestimated the attention span and intelligence of the general population on sdc. nevermind the post.

har ;}
me indeed reprezentz da general populazione ere
but jou incorrectly meazured zum o mah, n thuz, our propertyes!
uc
me juzt duzznt wana wazte tym to readh it if it be total nonzenz!
ah truly intellygendh d00d can eazily zay evrythin he needz to zay in lezz than 100 wordz, even in a language lyk englrhish

har :stop:

whatever, man.

you could have read it by now.

ou nou, me’z been doin many interrezting, important, fun, world-zavin, piggy blobbythingz miinwhile!

oll of dat whudvebn notdone had me read ðat worm

fink 'bowdid!

:ho: :stop:

attention span…perhaps

intelligence…unlikly :chop:

if you want mofos to read something that long you have to have porn or something interesting in there, like when you talk to a biatch, every 5th word or so say [credit card] or [shopping] real quick like and it will keep their attention. I say [mah cock] :whale:

harpatihar

az da lazt thing today, hwen me be 2 tired 2 do anythink mazzive me actually read y00r pozt.
twaz juzt gr8 wazte of tym!!!
funk!

me’ll rewrite yer pozt in a more intelligent way:

me thinkzez dat if u think faztah u can play faztah
hwat do u think?

dat’z how it mite even get read by zumone
n forget 'bowt m*zicality
zpeed, fury n CG iz all ue need!
ahmn

:rectum: :stop:

do you have any postings of your playing?
i’d love to hear it.

I’ll only read that post if you type it up in plain english.

ZHOOR
[url]tryin to ruzh trhu da prickzon6 mvmt4]
me’z got mo, tozha, but dey mite not be available

but u zound lyk a d00d hwo’d actually NOT luv 2 hear mah recz

maybe u zhud go to 88ztreet to lizten 2 mah alter-egoz recz 8)

:stop:

ok ok ok.

first of all, to NERD, i understand that it is too long-winded and i have been difficult with you because i didn’t like your tone of response to begin with.

so here’s the deal

I’M INTERESTED IN THE INTELLECTUAL THOUGHTS THAT ANY SDC MEMBERS MIGHT HAVE WHICH HAVE MADE A BIG DIFFERENCE TO THEM.

AS I SPECIFIED IN THE END OF MY LONG POSTING, I’M INTERESTED IN THE THOUGHTS OF THE MORE SERIOUS MUSICIANS HERE, NOT THE KIDS SLOPPING THEIR WAY THROUGH STUFF AS FAST AS THEY CAN. IT’S CUTE AND FUN, AND I KNOW THERE ARE A LOT OF YOU HERE INTO THAT, BUT MY APPEAL IS NOT TO YOU.

hahaha cock
:comme:

hahahahah learn 2 quote :whale:

hahahahahahahahaha u suck

totally gay :whale:

weeee
diz iz fun! :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

dat’z ok; me didnzt lyk da girth ov yer pozt

ye mite experience zum difficultiez tryin to get em 'ere 8)

dat’z da heart, da ezzenze, da zpirit, da life, da freekin ONLY THING DAT MATTAHZ here, d00d 8)
hwere ya think da name of da place came from? 8)

:stop:

:blush: :blush: :blush:

wow strong n00b

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

DA FUCKIN NERD GIVE A MAZTAHCLAZZ FO DA CLUELEZZ NU CUMMAH

:nerd:

hahaha michanron u cock, da zepp took :stop: off from praxin da MOFOZUNITED var to read yo sheeyat. n all i learnt iz:

an 88ztreet pozt ztill zoundz sheeyat in flawlezz mofo lingo 8)

next tym plz put diz AT DA ZTART OF YO SHEEYAT zo even da moz inzanely curiouz cud ignore u.

in da SDC da concept of TECH iz made up of 3 sheeyatz:

TIME meazahd in zecondz
ACCURACY meazahd in % of correct notez
EVENNEZZ meazhad in % of MIDInezz

on one hand we haff U claimin HO oct zpeedz. on de otha hand we haff da NERD, who actually provide RECz of da ONDINE in 3minz, da ZART complete 545 in 3minz, da PIMP LEGEND#2 in 4minz, da PRICK6 finale in 4minz etc etc

now who da fuck do u think haff mo authority on diz zubject? 8)

hahaha but randomly da zepp vil attempt to anzah diz:

bazic frazin meanz ‘FFF + crezcendo’ in FURY zectz, n who givez a fuck wut in moizt zectz

da countahpoint: play all lynz az zteadily n monotonouzly az pozzible. put a BACH FUGUE in midi n a half-deaf mofo cud follow all da lynz eazily. zo yo evennezz iz in da mind sheeyat iz juz BZ

trillz: wrizt rotation + raw dex

pedalin: to eithah covah rape or fo mo advanced mofoz: produce a RAPE ZOUND wizout actual rape, hence addin to da FURY

:lib: :stop: