Mah Original Pozt on diz thread iz aktually a zeriouz kweztion
HAHAHAHAHA JUZ BE AWARE DAT DA TM
will find u HOTT 
if u also identify as an AZIAN female.
da TM tried to get a fezt invite fo a while, no nothing.
yo azz needs connections, tru
da only fest I got invited to wuz sum random Beijing zheeyat in 2016 offahed moi a total fee of $800 (after accommodations n airfare is deducted)
Kummon now guyz, how DO u get into feztivalz?
Don’t know how much time I’m gonna live…
(Ahm not sick, I juzt don’t know how long…) 
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extreme mofo…
I think we haff to go suck da festival director’s clit/cock
alzo:
yo opinion be needed
HAHAHAHAHAHA
R u zeriouz?
…koz if u r, Ah ain’t da leazt bit zurprized dat dat’z da truth… 
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diz a question of connections tru
one can get connections in various ways…
sluuuuuuuuuurp
I’m not putting on lipstick tho, I’m not sum sort of homo.
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OMG!!! FUKKKKKK Anotha EPIK Zpeed-Rape from da TM! Da extrememofo nevah even thought dat waz pozzible 2 play da TE8 zo gud at dat zpeed… How u got rejekted from da lazt comp 
Btw, huv u red mah kommentz on diz page?:
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HAHAHA DA APPROVAL!!!
Mannnn
I iz honahed!!
I vill printeth n phrame diz approval by de XTREMETH MOFO
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So there’s another festival here in Sept, the daringly titled Dvorak Festival. And guess who’s the star? Ivo Pogorelich. haha
Johann Sebastian Bach : English Suite No. 3 in G minor, BWV 808
Ludwig van Beethoven : Piano Sonata No. 11 in B flat major, Op. 22
Fryderyk Chopin : Barcarolle in F sharp major, op. 60
Fryderyk Chopin : Prélude in C sharp minor, Op. 45
Maurice Ravel : Gaspard de la Nuit –
also Boris Giltburg will play a couple days before
Franz Liszt : Transcendental Études, S. 139
Sergej Rachmaninov : 13 Preludes, Op. 32
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Seeing that program I so wish it was 1987 again.
You’re going?
Yeah I’ll go, I still haven’t been to the Rudolfinum. Last year I missed Demidenko by an hour or so. Probably will skip Giltburg though, I can’t say I’m interested.
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oh my god it’s almost entirely sold out already. Fuck. Like 7 seats left then a bunch in the balcony. Nothing keyboard side either. Tickets 690-790kc = 30 euros.
Welcome to the world of piano.
15 years ago as a poor student I could often buy the cheapest ticket in the house, and then take a seat somewhere at parquet since at least front right nearly always had many unoccupied seats. That stopped working around 2006, and today the only way I can be sure to get good seats is to book the moment tickets are released. Not the day - the moment.
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Even Amsterdam wasn’t this bad. It’s because there’s a piss poor selection here in Prague. Pogorelich, Giltburg, a Brit named James Lisney, and a Tchai PC w/ Gerstein. That’s it. How can a central European capital have such a shit program? This city is overrun by yanks & Russians yet they can’t even get half a dozen pianists to show up.
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Why don’t you apply for a job at the Rudolfinum? Any job - if you start as janitor you’ll get to know people and it could very well lead to a more interesting job offer internally before long.
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haha fuck dis Andrei Platonov manifestation. Some of the best people I’ve ever met have worked slum jobs. I don’t have any ambition so would just stay as janitor.
No disrespect meant towards janitors, but the reason I keep suggesting this to you is that you have skills few people do. They’re valuable to people in the industry, and wouldn’t it be more fun for your own sake to work with something within music than to fix broken door knobs?
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