The do linear phase curve correction noodle on click etc. revert that curve and run biquad sounding pretty nice.
Weird ass perf.
This better and I put it through the mono machine hiss intact.
I spent the morning with AI jesus working on ways to calibrate the laser table. Prior to applying my scientifically perfect curve orgies. GONNA BE GOOD
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Doing the Cziff private label dante and b minor son of pimp LP I got when rich.
I do this
Straight transfers no noise reduciton or anything fancy.
There apparently a 1915 film of paderewski playing chopin WUT. There actually several pre 1920s attempts at “talking pictures” with weird shit nobody know about. Probably lost tho.
There’s some very early porn with a Hollywood actress iirc
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I remember seeing a Joan Crawford thing and they mentioned her getting run through in stag films. HOT
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it’s holyweird
how else would you get the job?
I obsessively calibrate the laser turntable again. Using white noise and not just test tones and sweeps. It was sounding good so I decide to look closely at Ugdong’s Alkan Concerto. Cleaned it proper then fixed some of the weird ass clipping that make him sound especially of shite that day. Is nicer! But he still probably distracted thinking of demons and how to pay for his wife’s colonics.
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I vacuumed my apartment real good and empty canister into bag. I think for a minute this all basically my skin and hair from animals and shit. Some dahmer level stuff but ethical.
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Gonna take apart and clean the opitcal assembly of the Laser beast. Something off now that curves are PERFECTO and phase is PERFECTO. Should resolve like a MOTHER FUCKER.
Hope this don’t cook my eyes
Probably only time this device been open outside Japan for decade or more.
It turned on again and play but make a grinding noise. I chased the wires sub japanese cuz goyim brain. Will fix once it breaks. So far curious if taking the pubes and jizz residues off help.
The lazers look like a pussy kinda. 
#now you know that
Declaring intent to copyright the band name Laserpussy.
hmmm it exist already
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Ok I clean this record and redo to see how lasers go. Is def nicer. You get sense he’s sight gaping this in the room with you a bit more and the pressing imperfections much more resolved. 
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You can’t make statements like that and NOT post a pic
Lol fuck, I’m actually enjoying that thang
Idk what I’d give to sight rape at even 1/100th of dat ability. Would be practical AF, I’d unleash a catalogue which rival lezbo in terms of meh but nobody would call me lazy
Sounds stunning but I can’t enjoy it because I know the platter is grinding 
@fatty please fix it before something bad happens 
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You bring up a gud point here. Tiz like at work used to refill my water jug from da water fountain, but da other day a coworker pointed out dat small children put their mouth on dat sheeyat n now i cant unthink it. So now i juz but gallons of purified drinkjng water.
Randomly remind of diz @ElGordito i juz look for dat “fecal vision” SNL short from da 90s and da internet tell me it hav been succesdfully scrubbed fo sum reason. Wtf
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There is no way to win… you get microplastics galore
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I rechased the wire this morning. I realize the ELPs are kind of rare because they for long time just built and maintined by one japanese guy so if it break furreal I is fucked if he dead.
I think the wires on the laser assembly chased for sheyat was why I wasn’t getting good lead in reads. They can smooshed when the laser moves all the way over.
I also been reading about Van der Waals forces for particulate on records. Gonna bust out the waterpik again for rinsing. Shear force shoudl allow removal of sub micron particulate in the focal area. The Ulrasonic “disrupt” shit with its boundary layer raping, but if particulate in proximity to a wall after disloding it just go right back even with surfactant shits working to disperse cuz physics hates LPs.
This guy why my records sound fucked poss
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