even tho da MART haff so harzhly criticized da lack of compliance wiz da SDC standardz of diz song of work, i feel dere iz still much here dat warrantz encouragement.
fo example, da SHEER EMOTIONALLY INTENZITY of diz dizz iz fo shor commendable! u eazily convince uz dat yo heart iz behind diz sheeyat. thru diz characterizdick honezty of exprezzion () , u managed to effortlezzly hilite da culmination of yo dizz: dat i embarazz da n u do not.
n since i alwayz believe in da benefit of da doubt, i conzidah all unintentional CG to be intentional. so aftahall, dere IZ sum CG to be salvaged from yo piece:
“you will never do anything interesting or eventful or helpful in your life.”
diz inztantly remindz moi of a legendary sheeyat dat u haff done (or been done to) dat satizfiez all 3 criterion. fo shor diz iz too much of a coincidence to be unintentional.
“i’d tell you to go shoot yourself but i know you’re too much of a coward.” diz iz a clazzic caze of da suicide bombah dizzing tactic, where da DIZZEE cant be dizzed wizout da DIZZAH inflicting da dizz on himzelf firzt. tiz TRU CG
“…ugly …ghey fuckhole”
again, a repeat of da clazzic suicide bombah tactic. n actually, a succinct n definitive example. in othah wordz, FUCKIN’ LEGENDARY
so u c, derez no need to be deprezzed by da harzhnezz of da mart critique. az da zepp haff so kindly shown u, dere iz much merit in diz song of work
actually i’m just sick of assholes like you, zepp, mart and meph being dicks to people for no reason. please note who started dis. it was you, you hypocrite. so because i’m defending myself i’m insecure? i dont think so. you, among a few others, have turned da SDC into a terrible place. you are a shame to da SDC.
i haff said dis to two people. meph and zepp. and nobody likes dem. if it’s tru den why not use it? Also, i love your attempt at psychoanalysis, but unfortunately, you have no experience, backround, or apparent skill in dis field. I, on da other hand, do have quite a bit of knowledge on da subject, which makes dis quite hilarious to me.
also, it’s spelled “raccoon”, n i don’t believe in beastiality.
You really are both a shame and a detriment to da SDC, and when i said dis you knew it was true, hence your suddenly over-agressive response. one does not become defensive (defensive → offensive) of one doesnt have something to be immeadiately defensive about.
no you dont. you really, really dont. you live a very secluded life due to your rediculous study habits (which dont seem to be helping you) so this is actually most likely the highpoint of your social contact.
i learned many things in/out of class, and the only reason you might hate them right now is because they’re right and make you look stupid. well, actually you really do that on your own but since you’re stupid this is what you tell yourself.
) , u managed to effortlezzly hilite da culmination of yo dizz: dat i embarazz da 
n u do not.
of diz thread!!!